The Best Ever Book of Somali Jokes

Product Information

Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS. Sheekada kor kuqoran ayuunbaad inyar kabashay. Waar waxcusub lashirumo gabadh dhuustay sheeko mahee.... malin maal maha ka mida ayaa waxaa adeeg uu dontay storeda waaween nin ku cusbaa maraykanka oo waxna aqrin wuxuu aad uu jeclaan jiray kaluunka iyo wixii qasacadaha ku jirra

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa? Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio. Loved ur first one as for ur second one, well Iam usure all the eighty year olds would protest whether they can still do the squats or not..... maalintii danbe ninkii 2.. ahaa waxaa uu ka helay ninkaa 1.. naagtisa sidaa uu ugu faaliyey waxuu is yiri intaa uu shaqada jidho ka war doon macaanta waa uu u yimi waxu kuyidhi saxiibkay xaaskii waan ku wehel yeeli next time they are in bed opps ninkii kale ayaa ku yimi opps naxdin ninkii 2 inta istaagay yidhi walee jana soo salaamay laakin danbaa igu danbeeysa adiguse kuu dhiman jano badan ee iga qalee...This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either... Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts Ila Qosla! you know ur somali when ur hair is soft and u look mixed but ur lil brother looks like he's from kenya..[/quote] ninkii markaba saarnaa waa fahmi waayay. Saxiib kii (xamaaleeygii) aayaa waxuu yir waxba magaseeysida kabax Heey! Heey Do speak English? balkii baa la gurey ninkii daba kafuulka ahaa ayaa laga soo sarey meshii laga filaayay inuu yiraahdo ilahayow waa kugu mahadaa ayuu wuxuu la soo boday aryaa dadow xaa lays ku labayaa balkaa A classic Somali joke is one involving a camel, which usually involves an exchange between two people. For example, one person might ask “What did the camel say when he saw his friend?” and the other person responds “He said, ‘Howdy!’” This type of joke is popular among Somalis because of their deep cultural connections to camels.

Dagaaladdii somalia..around 1990...ayaa nimankoo mooryaan ah ayaa waxey qabteen nin miskiin ah oo siigaalle adkiisa iska maraayaa..markaasaay waxey ku xukumeen in la "BIREEYO"...la qallo"..ninkii miskiinka ahaa markii middidii lasaarey ayuu raftey "firigfirigleeyey"..markaasaa nin mooryaanta ka mid ah yiri..AAr baqtigaan bir nacebaa, lama bireen jirin miyaaa"..haha aha aha aha.. Maalin maalmaha kaamid,aha duukan caarab leedahay ayaan aalab kaaqadaanayeey.Islaamarki aan islaaha baax ayaa inaan somaali ah iyimiid.(hoorta ruunti aniigu af somaaligu inyaar ayu iguadaagyaha,iyo somaliida xamar kaayimiid maafahmoo) Gabar yar ayaa cid aroos aheyd waxaa looga diray cusbo. Gabadhii albaabka qaraac ma is orane qolkii arooska ayey iska gashay waxayna indhaha ku dhufatay labadii arooska ahaa oo kala booday iyo ninkii oo qaawan cali-giisuna kor u taaganyahay. Due to over population, I can only let one of you in. Whoever can tell me the best story of his death can enter Heaven." These types of memes have become incredibly popular among Somalis, particularly those living outside the country who use them to connect with their homeland and culture. They provide an opportunity for Somalis around the world to share their experiences with each other in humorous ways and are helping bring people closer together through laughter and shared experiences.Ninbaa waxaa soo qaadeen maraykanka oo qaxooti ahaa, aad ayuu ugu faraxsanaa socdaalkiisa maraykan, waxaa la gaadhay xiligii bixitaanka diyaaradii buu soo raacay waa safar dheer ninkii musqul baa si daran u qabatay balse waa uu ka cabsaday hadii uu danahaas aado in ay diyaarada ka tagto ma uusan moodayn musqusha in ay diyaarada ku dhextaal markii dabe waa uu is celin kari waayey oo is yiri soo boobsiiso markii uu galay suuligii oo uu howshiisa bilaabay baa diyaarada dhaq dhaqaaday in ta daruuri dhex martay ,orod ninkii asagoo qaawan alaa yeysan diyaarada iga tagin waa i kane dadkii meesha qosol bay la dheceen ninka qaawan iyo areyadiisa... A Somali... an Egyptian and a Saudi are asked "What is your opinion of eating meat?" The Somali said, "What is eating?" The Egyptian said, "What is meat?" And the Saudi said, "What is an opinion?" Somali memes have become an integral part of life in Somalia. Like all memes, they provide a way to express and share ideas, thoughts, and feelings in a way that is humorous and relevant to the current conversation. In Somalia, memes are often used to make light of difficult situations or make a political statement. They also provide a way to connect with others through shared experiences of everyday life. In this article, we’ll take a look at some of the most popular Somali memes that capture everyday life in the country. koo reer waqooyi ah ayaa xamar yimid,waa kirishboy(garageboy ama daba ka fuul--baabuur yaa!!)magaciisa waxaa la yiraahdaa"caliqadhmuun",koo reer xamar eh aa rabey inuu u yeero,markaasuu yiri"waraa cali uraay",dabeed qaldaanki budh ayuu ninkii la koray,waa laga qabtay,war maxaa dhacay oo aad ninka ku dishey ayaa la weydiiyey,markaasuu yiri waar cali qadhmuun baa nala yiraahdaaye muxuu cali uraaye noo leeyahay./