Daddy's Milk

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It’s an unconventional start to the day, but this woman swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm. There is absolutely no nutritional value to semen,’ she said. ‘A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.’

Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals. ‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.’ Chocolate Chunks taste great in the mouth but now you can enjoy them in your ‘wallet’ too! and these Chocolate Chunks On one hand, it feels like a gay version of the Oedipus complex. But on the other hand, it’s hot – so, who cares? We filmed this video in the gay enclave of Provincetown, Massachusetts. It was early in the morning, but some passersby were strolling along the beach. Since the first part of this video was filmed outdoors, I think they were a bit surprised to see some early morning nipple action. But probably not too surprised. It’s Provincetown, after all. I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!’

The single mum is looking for a new provider of sperm, in the form of a boyfriend (Picture: reallifestoryagency.co.uk) year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity. I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy.

It should be noted that while Tracy raves about her sperm concoctions, medical professionals would argue otherwise. The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week.But GP Dr Sarah Jarvis advises against the use of sperm as a dietary supplement, saying that it is devoid of nutrients. People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness,’ she says. Last week, I posted a YouTube video the demonstrated nine techniques for nipple self-pleasure. Indeed, male nipples can be an incredibly pleasurable erogenous zone – and it’s something that I wanted to explore in an explicit Himeros.tv video. So, we did! The single mum is actually no stranger to incorporating sperm into her daily routine – she’s been slathering it on her face since last year, when she discovered it made a brilliant facial, and she now credits it for improving her complexion. Unsurprisingly, Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had qualms about being her own personal sperm machine.

Nutritional value aside for a moment, just how does this unusual ingredient alter the taste of her breakfast drink?