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Melonade is a 70% VG blend, meaning it works best in sub ohm tanks and kits to produce big clouds with an even bigger flavour. Overall I have to say that the winning attributes to this strain is definitely the high which I’m personally extremely keen on. The terp profile is also very lovely, but I still can’t quite put my finger on parts of it, which isn’t a bad thing, I guess just interesting, and definitely makes me intrigued in to trying out some Watermelon Zkittles to see what part that side of the lineage plays in the terp profile of the Melonade.
When you give a nug a little squeeze you suddenly get hit with rich and sour citrus smell that turns in to the bitter lemon flavour of the Lemonade side of the strain when ground up. Despite the good message, Melonade faces a few issues. Some of the “fun” is a little forced, and the crowd is expected to whoop, cheer and bring the house down from the very first second, before anything has been done to earn that. The result is that it very much feels like it’s down to the audience to make the experience fun, so seeing it on a Friday night could be very different to a Tuesday night. Turner is a great personality on-stage but her show just needs a little bit more to get the crowd going. What she does particularly well, though, is sprinkle just enough of her story throughout all the fun parts that the audience are heavily invested by the time they’re hit with the incredibly well-written emotional monologue at the end. After smoking it, any doubt about the Melonade strain sativa or indica dominance is quite clear, leaving users feeling the invigorated and uplifting effects that sativa strains are known for. The Melonade strain has a hefty 90% sativa to 10% indica ratio making it a fantastic mid-day smoke that will get you energized without a loss of focus.Howdy peeps. Today I am doing a review on a strain called Melonade, which has been grown by the 9x award winning grower, Bezzle710, who uses Buddha Tree Nutrients and Ecothrive Coco. Should we ask your thoughts on the PM’s (Sunak at the time of writing but who knows by the time the show is on!) latest idea to force all school children to study maths up to 18 years of age? (no swearing please… oh ok, a little swear word if you need to) You are taking aim at the education system in this country, what is it that you particularly feel isn’t working then?
Don’t forget the sugar! With all that lemon flavoring, you will need to sweeten it up. I have never tried it with sugar substitutes, so I can’t say if it works as well. We’re thrilled to have Melonade as a part of our portfolio. The liquid is fantastic – it’s no wonder it’s award-winning – and the branding is so attractive and colourful. We’re predicting the Melospritz is going to be the drink of the summer.” So, is Melonade a good strain? All-rounder strains that provide awesome effects, great flavor, quality bud, and long-lasting highs generally don’t come cheap, and it’s for this reason that the Melonade strain price is completely justified. This is the perfect bud to give you that mid-afternoon pep that’ll send your mind into euphoric overdrive yet still allow you to continue on with your day focused. The effects of the Melonade tells me that there is a nice balance of sativa and indica in this hybrid which suits me perfectly. The body high hits hard but soon relaxes, and your brain is elevated but controlled, not letting your mind race away.
When life gives you lemons, make melonade. It’s a little joke about being dyslexic that sparked the whole idea for the show! The Melonade strain’s flowering time will usually depend on the phenotype you have, namely Melonade No.7 and Melonade No. 5, but it ranges between 6-9 weeks with flowering starting around day 45. Outdoor cultivators can prepare for a mid-October harvest. How much does the melonade strain yield?
Finally, what do you want people to take away from watching Melonade then? Do you feel shows such as this have the power to start the process of change that is so badly needed? Expect melons, lemons and a rigged and raucous game show that exposes the academic bias of our education system, debunking myths about “soft subjects”, empowering the neurodiverse community and highlighting a need for a serious change in the way in which we educate and assess students. Before smoking I felt absolutely exhausted, and now its fair to say I just feel relaxed and not so sleepy at all. My body feels super calm along with my mind state which makes me think this would probably be a good strain for anxiety and also after sports possibly, to relax the muscles. Melonade is finished with a good helping of WS-23. I find that melon recipes work well with a more noticeable amount of cooling, which is why we have added more to this mix than the 0.6% found in Tropical Storm.The arts have always been a powerful tool to spark change. Melonade is a celebration of all the strengths that come with being neurodiverse, which are usually overlooked. It’s a look at how different the education system COULD be. What if people were tested in ways that made sense to them? Without time limits, without focusing on how much you can remember, and without valuing some subjects higher than others? I’m delighted to launch this partnership with Proof Drinks for the national distribution of our Melonade. This partnership is all about the product, sharing a common passion for authentic and craft spirits. We want people to come away having had a good night out; won some prizes, made some melonade and had a good laugh at the expense of the Tories. We’re also hoping that we can shed some light on what needs changing to make education inclusive for all brains. Though the change can only start once awareness has been raised. And one great way to do this, is through theatre – the very thing the Tories see as a waste of time ‘soft subject’.
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