ootb Penis Mug

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The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc.

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The penis cup is one of the traditional mugs of Caldas da Rainha, a spa town just north of Lisbon, slightly inland from the Atlantic Ocean. Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother once she stares at it too long?Either way, you’ll be treating yourself to a perfectly steeped cuppa for once, instead of making do with a quick bash around with a spoon after letting the tea infuse for a paltry half minute. The smart mug lets you set the desired temperature of your hot drink using the app, then keeps it at that temperature wirelessly for 1. Just concoct your favourite hot drink in your mini cauldron and the hot water will see it change into a bubbling brew of toil and trouble. The king apparently asked a local potter for something utilitarian and funny so he could humor his friends.

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I’m only giving links to the photos I found so as not to offend anyone who doesn’t want to see the photos. It's the perfect gift for your friends with a sense of humour as big as their morning caffeine cravings. This pair of classy receptacles are made from thick, hard-wearing plastic and the stems attach securely with magnets – just inspired! Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn. Introducing the "Penis Mug" - because why sip your morning coffee from a plain ol' cup when you can have an entire gallery of.

As for other phallic-satirical ceramics, people can find penis ashtrays, various styles of penis cups, mugs with women’s bosoms, and so on. However, many holes exist around the rim of the mug making it impossible to drink from anywhere but the penis. A lady in one of my Portugal groups was talking about taking her mom sightseeing up the tallest mountain in Portugal, Serra da Estrella. Whether you're savouring the sunset on your patio, hosting a rooftop soirée, or simply dreaming of a sun-kissed Italian vacation, your personalised Aperol Spritz logo glass will induce some serious cocktail envy.