The Very Best of Fesshole: Britain Confesses Anonymously

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It is an anthology though, so to be fair if there are a couple you don't quite like, there's another one following straight after. There are so many, and on such a wide range of topics, that it's almost a guarantee that there will be something in here that will make you laugh. And if that doesn't convince you, there are some beautiful illustrations in there as well.

The account appears particularly popular with lawyers (or those who have had dealings with them), so Legal Cheek has taken it upon itself to highlight some of the more eye-catching admissions.Another Fess reads: "I always used to hold my husbands penis and sing in to it like a microphone to make him laugh. He passed away a month ago and I can't share this memory with anyone." FOR ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR A-LEVELS: REMEMBER THAT IT'S TOO LATE TO STOP CLIMATE CHANGE & MOST OF YOU WILL DIE FIGHTING FOR WATER" Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like’ David Schneider The father-of-three has made a compilation of the best tweets of Fesshole into a debut book - The Very Best of Fesshole, which was published at the end of October.

Rob has made a career out of internet-based entertainment. He has released the weekly b3ta newsletter since before I was born, and credits it as his first project that amassed some “fans and public recognition”. Crucially, it gives him the ability to launch a new project because he always has the “first 50 people to look at something”. The newsletter itself has a pleasingly under-designed look, which is “all about trying to make people enjoy the content”, rather than focus upon the formatting or design. “In 2001, when it launched, that was a retro look for a newsletter” – and it has not changed since. A SMIDGEN OF PIGEON IS JUST ENOUGH TO GIVE YOUR KIDS A TREAT, FULL OF PIGEONY GOODNESS UNTIL IT'S TIME TO EAT" WHAT'S LASTED 174 TIMES THE LENGTH OF LIZ TRUSS'S PREMIERSHIP AND EQUALLY DAMAGING TO THE UK'S REPUTATION?" I have literally no idea what I'm doing at work and I've been here 8 months. I just sit and edit a fake Excel spreadsheet to make me look busy."It's confession time, folks! Things have been building up inside of you for too long. Secrets you thought you'd never share with another soul are bubbling to the surface begging for release. I work with my own gut feeling," he said. "The stuff I don't publish is because I think it would be wrong to put it in front of a large audience.

The book is themed around the 10 commandments (hence why Rob is dressed as a vicar), with Rob arguing there are life lessons hidden within the admissions from strangers.I once filled an entire C90 cassette with recordings of my farts. I wish I still had it. I would say it's my life's greatest achievement. I'm a partner in a firm of Solicitors and I'm 63. I once dumped a perfectly nice girl because she sliced her toast vertically. Looked her up, shes now a rich lawyer. I am an idiot. And another: "Completely ruined one morning after a heavy session I somehow managed to make a bacon sandwich and cup of tea. I put brown sauce in my tea instead of on my butty. I didn't have the mental ability to make another one so drank it. It tasted lovely and I've done it every since." Hilarious! The only guide any alien would need to find out what humans are really like' David Schneider