Vulgar Valentine Verses: rude valentine poems

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But for the devilish among you, what if you wanted to write something something more cheeky in your loved one’s card? Come on, break the mould, be bold, and be different! This type of funny Valentine poems is light, innocent and humorous but still very direct. In this poem you want to ultimately celebrate Valentine's Day with the guy or girl of your dreams.

Funny Valentine’s Poems Including ‘roses are red’ Poems!

I love you much most beautiful darling more than anyone on the earth and I like you better than everything in the sky." - E.E. Cummings So, as a final word, we hope Valentines Day finds you well and whole and makes you able to pursue all that this special holiday holds for you. It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them." - Agatha Christie Sarcasm is only for the lover who can appreciate it, and not everyone does. Even if you and your partner share a common love of sarcastic wit, use this rude poem with caution or you could find yourself out in the cold this Valentine's day.

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Funny Valentine poems often describe the humorous aspects of love. This short funny Valentine's Day poem describes someone who's really smitten. It's perfect for a Valentine greeting card message. The final valentines poem is a rather strong rebuke which can be employed if a former lover uses Valentine's Day as an unwelcome excuse to try to rekindle the best forgotten love affair. Life is for… The last type of rude poem is the kind that lets you turn other people down. After all, not everyone wants to be pursued and not everyone is interested in everyone else. Perhaps you've received date offers or other offers from these guys or girls and while you've said no, they just aren't getting the message? A rude Valentine might jab the message home but be careful not to jab too hard or too painfully. We’ve compiled the best ones right here for you. 20 funny and romantic ‘roses are red’ poems for Valentine’s Day You fill my heart with gladness. Take away all my sadness. Ease my trouble, that's what you do" - Rod Stewart, Have I Told You Lately

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This funny Valentine poem is a funny Valentine verse for those who are no longer in the bloom of youth. Funny Valentine poems come in a lot of forms. This funny Valentine's Day Poem is mostly nonsense, but it gets the point across. You can use it as a Valentine greeting card message. Roses are red, violets are blue, Master Skywalker, there are too many of them, what are we going to do? Sweet Valentine Poems and Romantic Valentines Day Poems for You to Use in Your Valentine Cards. Valentine FlowersDo you think it is possible to make someone feel rejected by you without you even realizing you had done that? I have heard it said you can't please everyone, and that seems to be true. There are just too many kinds of people around to please every one of them. One thing for sure, you should not feed chocolate to your pet. That can lead to more care than you bargained for, definitely. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." - A.A. Milne, Pooh's Little Instruction Book