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Why did the pharmacologist study abroad? He wanted to learn about different cultures and their medications.
Why did the pharmacist refuse to sell his allergy medication to his dog? He didn’t want his pup to become a pill-popper.Why did the pharmacist become a personal shopper? They knew how to give the right dose of retail therapy. I am aspirin-g to be a pharmacist someday. Witty Wordplays On Antibiotics That'll Get The Superbugs Laughing
I told the pharmacist I had high blood pressure and he recommended salt-free diet. Ever since I started it, everything tastes bland.
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I asked the pharmacist if he had any suggestions for dealing with hot flashes, and he said, ‘Try sleeping with the window open.’ Why did the pharmacist recommend a juice cleanse to the customer? They needed to flush out their system. The pharmacist said he had a cream that guaranteed lasting pleasure. I said, ‘I’ll take two, one for me and one for her.’ I bought some allergy medicine from the pharmacy, but it didn’t seem to help – it was all Am-bushed.