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The Best Ever Book of Pakistani Jokes

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Why does the Pakistani prefer the toilet over making love to his wife ? The hole is tighter, and the smell is better. Last month, Habib Ghazi created a meme of a then-PTI leader, Shireen Mazari, being scolded by her daughter for trying to flash a victory sign after being released from an Islamabad jail.

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. It’s not always been this way, of course. In the 1970s, Bernard Manning and Jim Davidson were both racist and funny. It was acceptable then for them to use the P-word in their comedy, just like that woman on the train had, and audiences comfortably laughed along with it. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone. This is the most controversial thing with most Pakistanis. Think of them as someone from a different sect and expect to see fireworks go off. For people whose emotions are fuelled by religion itself, these are grounds that you shouldn’t dare step on!Why doesn't Pakistan have its national football team? Whenever they get a corner, they will set up a shop.

What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.A robber walks into a bank and shouts, “Freeze! Gimme all the money!” A brave customer grabs at his mask and says, “Ha! I’ve seen your face now” so the robber shoots him dead.

At the end of the training, Indian pilots stood up and asked, “But how will we bring the plane down?” One wonders when this will change. Given recent events across the world, it seems change will come with the younger generation. Generation Z is not willing to accept the jokes and language used by the Baby Boomers. In between are caught people like me, Generation X, who balance between the politically incorrect statements of the Boomers and the rightful indignation of the Zoomers. What’s the difference between a Pakistani woman and a computer? A computer doesn’t blink its eyes when you enter “Pakistan” into it!

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There is a Pakistan-India match happening in Lahore, and Sardarji comes to visit Lahore. His mother warns him that the shopkeepers in Lahore are ruthless, they charge twice as much, so he should always haggle aggressively. What's the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

I’m sorry, Paki is short Pakistani, same as Scot is short for Scottish and Brit is short for British.” So what are you waiting for? Open up your world, and learn more about different cultures, their lives, and languages through Ling.People call Mohammed a paedophile for taking 6-year-old Ayesha as a wife but to be fair, she was a Paki. So that makes her 42 in dog years. Pakistan has a rich and varied music scene, with a wide range of different genres and styles. From traditional folk music to modern pop, there is something for everyone. And, of course, there are plenty of jokes to be made about Pakistani music! The CO says, “Are you crazy? You just joined the Pakistani army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” What's the difference between a Pakistani middle school and an Al Qaeda training ground? I dunno, I just fly the drone.

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