Name Drop: The Really Good Celebrity Stories I Usually Only Tell at Happy Hour

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Sherry's face is ashen, she keeps looking down at the floor and Alistair just looks confusedly at me, then he turns to Sherry and her expression drives it home for him. Or, I thought we had. We're not five minutes in before Victoria starts shifting around, on and on she fidgets and adjusts herself on the couch before sitting up again.

Okay, so the bad news." I start as we cross the threshold and make for the downstairs bedroom she always takes when she's here. "I'm getting my old air-conditioning system pulled out, already pulled out actually. But the silly bastards didn't have the new system yet when they yanked it all out. So there will be no AC for at least two days." Well, I sure as shit am not going to be the first. But I also want you topless." Like every other guy with internet access, I had seen Victoria's Fappening pictures, and I had to know if her tits were as perfect in person as they looked in the photos. Victoria's been getting up to... I don't know. I need you to make sure she isn't left alone with any boys while she's down there without me. She's been spending a lot more time with new boys that I don't know instead of her old friends. And she's sneaking out of the house at night then lying to us about where she goes.

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Her skin is perfectly smooth, not the slightest hint of cellulite or wrinkling. That is a teenager's ass, enjoy it while you can. Sel, she's nineteen; I and the government both think that's old enough for her to make her own choices, you know, and—" She holds the yellow bikini top up to her chest, the thing is pretty much string with a few conveniently placed yellow triangles. I hesitate, resisting the urge to picture her in it. I mean, you were going to do it anyway. Plus, this skank isn't half as pretty as you, and Ed's quite a bit bigger than your beau'. When he sees you've upgraded, it's going to make him lose his mind," Hailee explained. When Victoria started Acting, I mostly dismissed my sister-in-law's claims that it would really go anywhere.

Uncle Jake– Jacob. I do know that we're related, okay. But I also kind of feel like– Big Whoop if you're uncomfortable about seeing me naked. I think that you're angry because you assume that I was trying to tempt you... When really; I only did it because I don't think things through– and I got into bed with you because I trust you and love you." Girlie, come on, I was gonna make you a fancy dinner and everything, but you're working your way towards a greasy bag of KFC the longer you lie there." Victoria obviously feels it, she must- how could she not. But she doesn't even blink in response to the lead pipe pressing across her ass cheeks. She just sits there, laughing at the movie, while the rest of the time she has a faint, sharp little smile on her lips. She doesn't look at me, and through the blood pounding in my ears I realize that she's either stopped or muted the porn on the computer. Okay, that answers one question. Now, not that I mind, but why did you come over here demanding sex?" I asked as I finally caught up with her in my kitchen.Suddenly I feel defensive of Victoria, for all her screwing around today, she's old enough to not have to bow to her parents hang-ups.