The Scarfolk Annual

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The notion that the council planned to employ a nuclear option is further supported by a minor story in a local newspaper from the time. In October 1979, seven-year-old schoolboy Nigel Johnson, mixed up his family's contribution to his school's annual harvest festival. Instead of the intended box containing four cans of oxtail soup and spaghetti hoops in tomato sauce, he took a quarter tonne of enriched uranium and other weapons-grade nuclear materials. Always a joy to see their little faces darken on the morning of December 25th when they unwrap the Scarfolk Annual’ Ian Rankin Scarfolk is so amazing. You can easily lose an evening by falling down that rabbithole.' - Wil Wheaton

was a year of momentous events. In Britain, it began with the so-called Winter of Discontent, as rubbish piled high in the streets and the dead went unburied. Later, guerillas stormed the US Embassy in Tehran, Margaret Thatcher entered Downing Street, and Sid Vicious died of a heroin overdose while on trial for stabbing his girlfriend to death. Elsewhere, murderous dictator Saddam Hussein rose to power in Iraq, America’s Three Mile Island nuclear plant went into meltdown, and there was an anthrax epidemic in Russia following an accident at a biological weapons plant. We like the ‘Don’t’ campaign because it distils all our public information campaigns into one catchall message: ‘Don’t.’ Cory Doctorow (14 August 2014). "Scarfolk: creepy blog will be an amazing book - Boing Boing". Boing Boing . Retrieved 2 November 2014. It deserves to be discovered on bookshelves by poor unsuspecting souls for years to come” - We Are Cult Although we can now no longer be entirely sure what Plan C consisted of, the image of a nuclear mushroom cloud offers us a clear indication of the council's intention. Our archivists have postulated that the council might have thought it simpler and more cost effective to remove all living things than to target specific vermin and/or undesirable microscopic pathogens.Get ready to head off on amazing magical adventures in this LEGO Disney Princess Annual! Inside you’ll find fun activities, comics and a story. There’s a whole LEGO Disney Princess world just waiting for you to explore!

In these brain shattering days, Scarfolk is your guide and only friend’ Richard Kadrey, author of Sandman Slim Though the charity raised awareness, it had little impact on the number of people impacting the valuable concrete from great heights. Apart from the archive of Scarfolk materials which was sent anonymously to the late Dr Ben Motte and formed the basis of the book Discovering Scarfolk, this children's annual is, to date, the only complete artefact from Scarfolk ever to be unearthed 'in the wild'. When this poster was distributed by Scarfolk Council in 1977, many people were concerned that they did not understand the poster's message correctly and were thus at risk of unintentionally breaking the law by either talking or not talking about it.It's satire of course, but I am sure Littler has one very close eye on the state of the united kingdom today when producing this! Horrific and hilarious … a dystopic vision of an England that would have given Orwell the heebie-jeebies’ Independent ‘A brilliant work of satire’ The Quietus

Beverley Turner (25 April 2013). "It's time to toughen up kids. Start terrifying them 'Scarfolk' style – The Telegraph". The Telegraph . Retrieved 14 October 2014. Scar Toys exploited this expanding market opportunity and created a range of toys aimed at the many children in the process of being orphaned. One such toy, the Breath Mirror Set, aimed at young girls, was designed to accompany their more traditional beauty/vanity toys. The deluxe set (see picture above) included one mirror for each parent, colour-coded as per gender convention: pink for girls, blue for boys. Informative features: Let’s Go Dogging!, Secrets of the White House Shite House, How Did Henry VIII Mow His Lawn?, Who’s Who at a Car Boot Sale, and A Day in the Life of a Model Railway Enthusiast Angus Montgomery (6 October 2014). "We Like: Discovering Scarfolk". Design Week . Retrieved 14 October 2014.It’s Horrid Henry’s world — you’re just living in it! Join Horrid Henry, his friends and family in this activity-filled annual that will entertain every Horrid Henry fan for hours on end! All the kids on the street used to share this book and we used to read it to the faceless ones too so they could enjoy it. But only on the days we were allowed to talk.