Monkey Spanker Cheeky Monkey

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We are proud to partner with BAE Systems Maritime Australia to deliver the Mk 45 gun system and Ammunition Handling System to the Royal Australian Navy,” said Brent Butcher, vice president and general manager of Weapon Systems at BAE Systems, Inc. My Mrs has not had a go with it yet but I think this will be even better as my hand will be free to roam!

BAE Systems has received a contract to deliver multiple shipsets of the Mk 45 Medium Caliber Gun and automated Ammunition Handling System (AHS) for the Royal Australian Navy’s new Hunter class frigates. You just lube up, pop it on and off you go. With the Monkey Spanker you get a distinct ring of pressure which you can move up and down the whole shaft or just over the head. It's true that the bullet vibe doesn't really add much to the experience other than noise, and if you don't hold part of one of your fingers against it, it'll make a very loud noise as it rattles against the hard plastic. If it was closer to the business end of the toy rather than in the middle I could see it'd make a difference, but as it is I'll probably not bother with it.

The Monkey Spanker is a male masturbator with a difference. Most male masturbators are full sleeves which are a pain to store or clean after use.

My boyfriend was getting a little upset with the amount of toys I I'd bought for myself, so I thought I'd treat him for a change! Personally I don't like the look of the more explicit male toys so, as I was paying, I thought this looked perfect! All I can say is this really surprised me. The quality of the toy is of very high quality and the results the item give are amazing! I've never got on with sleeves, it always seemed like such a faff, slightly creepy and awkward to clean. I only used it a handful of times, and most of those only because I thought I should after spending money on it. The Monkey Spanker is much cheaper, I've used it once and I actually WANT to use it again. I had to add more lube to get the Double Trouble to move even a little bit on my shaft, but once I greased up, I was able to slide it up and down. Even well lubricated, the opening was still pretty tight for me, so it’s definitely a firm tugging sensation during use. Generally I prefer masturbation toys that offer a more sensual/soft touch, and the Double Trouble definitely wasn’t like that. Still, the sensation was so different and unusual, I couldn’t help but enjoy it. It almost felt as if someone else was masturbating me by making a tight ring with his thumb and forefinger, and firmly moving it up and down on my shaft. As different as this felt to me, I was more looking forward to turning on the bullets, to see how adding vibrations changed the sensation.

I tried it a few times now, it certainly gets you off without any difficulty, the vibrations from the little bullet are nice without being OTT. I have tried a few Fleshlights and while they did the job there was always something that didn't quite work for me with them. In the Zen zone this is where things start getting a bit nuts. You will be sliding the Monkey Spanker on and off your penis so fast it won’t know what’s going on. Use some lube with it and the small surface area which grips your penis makes a blowjob even better, if that is possible. I then got the hang of it and my god, it felt good! Soon after I came all over the place! So different to using your hand - it's less effort for more reward, which in my book is worth the money.The vibration was just right for my OH and quite nice for me too when I was straddling him and using the toy at the same time!

For the price it's certainly worth having one in the drawer, maybe not for everyday use but nice to have a change every once in a while. Another amazing variation with the Monkey Spanker is to actually use TWO monkey spankers! Don't worry about the cost - it's worth it!

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The OH begged me for this product for Christmas so I tried to keep this as a Christmas present but let it slip one day that I already had it so had to put it into good use! We put some lube onto the OH's penis and off we went. I wouldn't recommend putting lube onto the toy first of all. Lube does tend to collect on the silicone part but I just wiped it off. This is easily one of the best male toys I have tried and for the price it is a bargain. I would not use this all the time but if you fancy a different sensation while masturbating (or for foreplay) make sure you have this at the ready. Off came the trousers, out came the lube (lube is a must have with this) and on went the Monkey Spanker. When I first started to use it, I was not sure about it; it felt good but not as good as I thought it would.