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Happy 60th Bro. Now you’re 60 you’re going to start weeing at random, forgetting where you left your keys, groaning after every minor limb movement and finding bits of food wedged in your nose hair. Fun times ahead. Happy Birthday! Don’t worry; we’ll call your age vintage, grandma. Have a fabulous day, you really deserve it. The people you work with really make a job rewarding. The best thing about my job is working with you. Happy Birthday! If you want to get a little playful and write some rude birthday messages inside your favourite person’s card for their big day, then you’ll love these corkers we’ve come up with. And if you’re searching for a little more inspiration and want to view some rude cards to send your playful messages in, we’ve got a whole host of them to choose from. Statistics show that Birthdays are good for you. The people who have the most live the longest. Larry Lorenzo

Can I borrow your wisdom and maturity? After sixty you won’t be needed those things anyway. Happy Birthday… Treat yourself to all the best things on your birthday, as you’re one of the best things in my life! Finally, it’s time for one of those rare days when the kids aren’t around. Let’s indulge in an extravagant meal and catch up on sleep! I was going to joke about getting old but then I realised that I'm older than you, so Happy Birthday my dear.Dad I’m struggling to find pants that fit you at your age so I’ve just popped a tenner in here and you can sort yourself out.

I thought I would leave you a while to come to terms with your age before sending your birthday gift this year. Happy belated birthday! s like a warm hug. If you were naked, in the woods and it was from a bear who hadn’t eaten for 3 weeks. I was going to get you some anti-aging cream but there’s not enough of it in the world to fix that wrinkled old mug. You’re thirties are no different from your twenties. You just look 10 years older and things aren’t fun anymore…!Everyone grows older but only the wise make the most of it. Happy Birthday, have the best day ever!

Happy Birthday, mate I know you’ll be celebrating in style. Drink up, sip up, and eat up – it’s your day after all. Happy birthday to a great friend! Let’s be friends until we’re old and senile…then we can be new friends all over again! While it’s true our relationship is professional, know that this isn’t a business message. It is our personal wish that you spend some quality time away for your birthday with friends & family and have the most wonderful Birthday! To the founder of what we now call our family. Happy 90th Birthday! May you be pampered, showered with affection and crawled all over by your grandchildren. When it comes to things to write in a birthday card for him, it can be difficult to know whether you should be heartfelt or tease them with some rude birthday messages instead.Look at turning 40 like the teenage equivalent of old age. Live life to the fullest & start with your Birthday!