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A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is an Liverpool supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Liverpool supporters, too.
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Paul Kavanagh shared his joke: “Remember when plastic surgery was taboo ?,Now if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow.A primary teacher informs her students that she is a Liverpool fan. She invites her students to raise their hands if they, too, support Liverpool. Except for one little girl, everyone in the class raises their hands. A policeman stops a suspected drunk driver and asks him to take a breath test, the driver pulls out a medical card that says, “This man is asthmatic please do not take his breath.’ So the policeman asks him to take a blood test, the man then pulls out another card which read ‘This man is anemic, please do not take his blood.”
Your da watches James Bond in the bath and calls himself bubble 07' - Craig Brittles Read More Related Articles Liverpool and Man United are playing at Anfield and the Liverpool supporters are having a pint on the street when a Man Utd supporter walks by with only one shoe on. As the motorway tarmac exits the toilet the barman confronts him and says...'what was that about? So much for being hard and not scared of anything!'The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Manchester United supporter. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? Liverpool have won the league, the government is paying people not to work.... Somewhere there's a scouser with a genie in a lamp wondering what to do with his last wish The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" But what better way to spend a rainy Fathers Day than reading 46 of the most hilarious your da jokes you sent in.
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