Dead Dad Jokes (Button Poetry)

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What did the mother say to the father when he freaked out over their daughter’s college tuition? “I bet you wish you didn’t beg me to keep it now, don’t you?”

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That’s when something changed within me. I started to talk about my dad. Even more so, I got to a point in my grief where I felt comfortable enough to use humor to cope with it. I started to make dead dad jokes. Often people hear that and there is an immediate discomfort. Why would I do that? Why would I make people uncomfortable with such morbid actions? So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't say a word". My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March. My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic. Next up is the mathematician. She doesn’t know how the scientist made it through without a scratch but figures she’ll do the same. She announces, “hahaha! This thing won’t hurt me. I won’t even be able to feel it.”

The play on words between “horse” and “hearse” pokes fun in this classic pun. 8. The crematorium has to urn our business. I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

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Following on from this, as the author is non-binary and transgender, the experience of “killing” their past, with the use of terms like “dead name” is another avenue the poet explored into the theme of death. In dealing with someone who was terminally ill, the identity of the author in effect become suppressed because of the needs of the dying dad. The experiences they talk about in regards to having to care for their father, and losing pieces of themselves and not being to implement activities that the author wanted to do was extremely moving and heart-breaking to read. The raw and tangible feelings expressed in the poems is something I haven’t in any poetry collection and was beyond impressed. If you're the type to get the last laugh, this could even work as your headstone subscription. You wouldn't be the first to use a funny tomstone message to make people laugh. 11. Why do ghosts ride the elevator? To lift their spirits.This. This is what people who grieve go through every day. I used to worry about whether or not I brought up my dad too much. I would stop myself in the middle of a sentence sometimes because I felt like it would damper the moment. One time I even noticed a voice in my head tell me to not bring up my dad. It made me realize I was letting my dad disappear by not bringing him up, and for the benefit of who? And at what cost? To make people feel okay about something that didn’t happen to them? Additionally, there was this constant comparison throughout of human death and animal death, with a lot of hunting analogy, referenced in the book cover. I found it brilliant how Schminkey managed to capture the experiences they had with their dad by using animals, hunting and the gore that is often present and link it to their experiences of loss and how to deal with it. A “cold one” is another word for a cold beer. In the context of talking about morticians, it also sounds like grabbing a body that’s cold after death. In reality, most morticians would rather have the beer! 17. Get well soon because headstones are expensive! I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.