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Vulgar Valentine Verses: rude valentine poems

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Valentine’s Day is upon us, and with it comes the pressure to find a witty yet romantic way to let your other half know you’re thinking of them. Subjects for the poems include, amongst many others, ED and STDs, contraception and conception, fellatio and funambulism. More original that those customary Valentine's Day card messages and shorter than some Valentine's Day poems, these quotes will help you reach just the right tone when writing your Valentine's Day card. Although sceptics will say you don’t need Valentine’s Day to tell your closest one how much you love them, the day itself can be rather nice. YouTube sets this cookie to measure bandwidth, determining whether the user gets the new or old player interface.

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There is something for everyone here, whether you are looking for one for your best pals or family members. For those who are easily confused, there are online dictionaries galore which will provide suitable (although sometimes self-referential) definitions of cottaging, frottaging, dogging, tea bagging and many more sexual deviancies.

Big Free Valentines Cards Collection, Wonderful Valentine Pictures and Love Poems for Valentines Day. Learn how to use alliteration, word play and humor to make a rude, witty Valentine's poem of your own. This is one of the Valentines Day poems of the type of funny Valentine poems could be a nursery rhyme for children.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. There is the heat of Love, the pulsing rush of Longing, the lover’s whisper, irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad. Sometimes comical verses with clever wordplays, like poems with puns, can make your words different from others.Boasting an encyclopaedic knowledge on all things TV, celebrity and royals, career highlights include working at HELLO! Remember, yourValentine’s cardshows you care enough to send the very best even though you’re too lazy to put it in your own words.

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