Only Fools And Horses - The Scripts Vol 1

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Rodney – Hang on, right, now look, when I was studying for my GCE in Maths, right I had to learn to do cross-canceling equations. The idea is, you list all your problems and then eradicate them using a process of elimination, thus discovering the solution! That’s what I’ve been doing!

Del – Rodney, Rodney, look at this. These things, they sell for 60 quid each, don’t they? And these dolls are self- inflating deluxe models, for the more discerning weirdo. Albert – I remember me and yer Grandad, we were just like you and Del Boy. We weren’t just brothers, we was mates, went everywhere together, got up to some right capers. Then one night we met Ada at the local palais. She was a beautiful woman – a bit like Ginger Rodgers. Last time I saw her she looked more like Fred Astaire! Well, we both had a couple of dances with her, then we both wanted to take her home. We ended up fighting in the street over her. He never spoke to me from that day to…He never spoke to me ever again. I’m frightened history’s about to repeat itself. I don’t wanna see that happen to you and Del. Rodney! (Rodney is asleep) Bloody kids! Oi, Rodney!The doors burst open and Del and Rodney exit carrying the two dolls that are still in Mum’s clothes. Ah, he’s gone to sleep bless him! So you wanna get a nice tan for the girl then do you? I’ll give you a nice tan alright. A tall naval officer aged about 40 and carrying a naval officer’s topcoat, and a wren have entered. The two naval officers talk to one of the regulars who points in Albert’s direction. Del – I was being dynamic last night over at Ron’s Cash… over the Advanced Electronics Research and Development

Albert – No, just a few old photos and letters from my days in the navy. It’s nothing much – just me memories!Del – That’s right, I let Rodney borrow it sometimes when he’s behaved himself, ‘cos he can’t afford a car of his own! I mean, what kid can of his age, eh? So you’re living down in the country then, eh?

Cassandra – It’s just the things you’ve told me about him. He seems like an interesting kind of person. Del – And you had to use ink to come to that conclusion?? Stone me Rodney, a Millwall fan could have worked that out! Gerrard – I sympathise Mr Trotter and intend to help you as much as I can. Tell me, could you possibly be the same Albert Gladstone Trotter who, in 1946, fell down the cellar of the Victory Inn, Portsmouth, and received one hundred pounds compensation? Sullivan's first paid employment was as a messenger boy for Reuters. He then worked in the second-hand car trade, in a brewery, as a window cleaner, and as a carpet layer in the House of Commons. [9] [1] [10] BBC [ edit ] Del – I can see that you’re in two minds so I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I have here a super delux modern plug-

Albert – Now brace yourselves boys, I just had a bit of bad news. Your Aunt Ada’s been rushed into hospital, Del – Oh yeah, good boy. Well done Rodders, well done. Listen, you are gonna stay here though aren’t yer?