Warhammer 40,000: Slaanesh Scented Candle in Commemorative tin, Perfect Warhammer Gift, 22 Hours Burn time

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As decadent as the God Slaanesh himself, now you can enjoy this new scented candle, inspired by Warhammer 40,000

The whole product range isn’t exactly presented seriously. The Slaanesh Soporific Musk candle, for instance, is described as emitting the scent of “Delusion” when burned and infused with a hint of Chaos. In our books, that’s equal parts horrifying and impressive. Each candle is also described, quite amazingly, as being “inspired” by their branded army. How a candle can be inspired by the Astra Militarum without smelling like trench foot and despair we’re yet to find out. Within the UK and USA the price you see is the price you pay - you won't be charged any extra fees. All at 13.99, and come in a series of different names and colours officially licensed by Games Workshop. If you do decide to buy three or more of the 40k aroma in your household, you will get yourself a 20% discount. Very specific letters to Santa and online wishlists can help provide Warhammer gift ideas, but it takes an organisational effort that the Administratum would baulk at. Of course there are always vouchers, which are great, but hardly the most exciting thing to tear into on Christmas morning. Gift-giving is a potential minefield when Warhammer is involved. Grandma almost certainly doesn’t know the difference between an Orc, an Ork and an Orruk, and even friends who are in the know probably don’t know exactly what we need for our latest projects.More stuff from Merchoid, this time in the form of this cosy-looking bathrobe. Much like the candles, this is something that had to be included because I still can’t quite believe that it exists. It’s a Chaos bathrobe! It has weird fabric pauldron things on it so that you can stomp around pretending to be the galaxy’s softest Chaos Space Marine! The hood is an added bonus. Maybe you could buy one for the hobbyist in your life who you really wish would hide their face more often? The possibilities, just like the infinite expanses of the Warp, are endless. Also available in an Ultramarine version for boring people.

I don’t need to make a feeble attempt to be funny here, do I? Just look at him, he’s adorable. And gross. But mostly adorable. You know you want to buy one for yourself and one for every other person in your life who is vaguely interested in Warhammer. Warhammer scented candles Ever wondered what the Chaos God of lust, greed, excess, pain, pleasure, perfection and hedonism smells like? Wonder no more. Image: Merchoid Adeptus Custodes Cushion A soft place to rest your helmet and dream of Henry Cavill. Image: Warhammer Merch If you need more smells flooding your home, even more Warhammer 40k scented candles are available now, including Slaanesh!You don’t need diplomacy or unity to bring the ‘Greater Good’ to your living room with the Tau Empire candle! Lookit dat ‘andsome mug dere ta remind yez of da tru meenin of Krumpmas FREEDOM 4 GROTZ!!!!!! VIVA DA REVULOSHUN!!!!! GIT YER BALLLLLZ Add a touch of 40k to your everyday look with our collection of ties, keyrings and pin badges. Show your allegiance to the Imperium with a Space Marine tie, or pay homage to the Dark Gods with a Chaos symbol pin badge. These accessories are perfect for showing off your love for the hobby, whether you're at work or out on the town. Models and Figures It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of His inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that He may never truly die.

I am very glad to see that have skipped the idea of selling a Nurgle scented candle. I would rather not know what one of those might smell like! I’m already precisely the kind of person who will buy a product based solely on whether or not it has a Dark Angel on it, and this is barely worth it, even to me (I also won’t buy the Funko Pop!, shut up). It’s not a bad candle – I don’t love it, but it’s not the worst candle I’ve ever bought – but I can’t burn it, because my wife won’t let me, so all it does is sit on the coffee table and give confused houseguests a reason to ask what me what my problem is. Mixed bag. The bottom of the can has the usual warnings about open flames. I look at a lot of candles. Maybe you’ve never seen a candle once before, but I’m very cosmopolitan and actually own multiple candles already, so this is all old hat to me. It also, concerningly, says “harmful to aquatic life with long lasting effects”. Not sure how I feel about that! It’s not something I’m used to seeing on candles, but then I don’t usually buy imported British candles, so maybe this is normal for them, on their normal island. They have curious smells for the different Chaos Gods like Nurgle, Slaanesh, Xenos races, and more! If you want to really show people what you’re about, these might be perfect! Get into the festive spirit (or at least the spirit of the 41st Millennium) with our collection of Warhammer 40,000 Christmas jumpers. From the Sisters of Battle to the Ork Klan symbols, these jumpers are perfect for showing off your love of the hobby while staying warm during the holiday season. Perfect for your next Christmas party, or just lounging around with a cup of hot cocoa on a snowy day on Cadia. Related BrandsMcFarlane Toys Ogryn Action Figure Ogryn appears in the new Darktide video game, and gets an especially expressive scult in this figure. Image: McFarlane Toys Let us know in the comments of our Facebook Hobby Group, or our new Discord server, and make sure you enter the latest monthly giveaway for FREE today!