Dirty Poetry From Mind of Ivan L. Moody: 1

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So fierce is the passion that burns within my heart, a raging forest fire, unstoppable and consuming.” ― “ Untitled” by Michael Faudet Anybody who has ever taught a poetry class has encountered the exasperated student inquiring, “ Why can’t poets just say what they mean?” Or: “ Why all this double talk?” It’s easy to dismiss such questions as naïve, but the truth is that everyone, poets and poetry lovers included, occasionally entertains the feeling: a gathering annoyance with poetry’s indirection, its saying while not quite saying. This poem was written by the English poet John Donne near the end of the 1500s. During this period, bawdy and dirty love poems were commonplace. One of the lesser-known poems on this list, ‘Eletelephony’is an upbeat funny poem that describes an elephant through an outlandish series of events.

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If you are looking for a dirty poem that dives into oral sex, this is the one for you. The speaker describes in vivid detail the touch of her partner’s tongue on various parts of her body, as well as the joy of reciprocating those attentions. A mere twenty-one syllables, and two lives illuminated! It seems the ailing dog, in all its debility, continues to own its responsibilities; it still aims to safeguard the household. And the poet, aging himself, marvels at the speed of time’s transformations: Surely just yesterday it was that this beloved creature’s energy was boundless. In this poem, Milne describes the humorous desires of a child who is entertaining himself by thinking about everything that a king is allowed to do that he is not. Messy Room’ is one of the best poems on this list. In it, Silverstein describes a very messy room and all the chaotic items it contains. The concluding injunction may be parenthetical, but it is doubly emphatic, both italicized and exclamation pointed. Say what you mean! the author is enjoining herself. Life’s losses are catastrophic, and any whitewashing of the tragedy is a cowardly evasion.

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Why this clinging so fervently to indirection, to doublespeak, to the sort of wordplay that seems to undermine the clarity and power of every assertion? One is tempted to answer, That’s just the way poets are, and leave it at that. Or: They enjoy making things difficult. Or: They’re drunk on their own voices. Five Finger Death Punch Front Man Ivan Moody teams with watercolor illustrator Blake Armstrong to bring Ivan's twisted poetry to life!

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I wait the sweet annihilation of swift flesh. I make me stern against your charming strength. O haste annihilator, drawing into you my enchanting leaves” — “ Amores (VI)” by E.E. Cummings The speaker confesses his jealousy of the woman’s corset for it sits so close to her breasts. He goes on to praise her beauty, declaring her body a pure and undiscovered land that he fully intends to explore.

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Some dirty poems use imagery and subtle analogies to get the point across. That is not the case with this contemporary poem by Adrienne Rich, where there is no room for misinterpretation.

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Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially.The form has inspired both imitations and satires. In reply to Christopher Marlowe’s shepherd, who begged his nymph to "Come live with me and be my love," Sir Walter Raleigh let his nymph knowingly reply: By the end of the poem, it is clear that Christopher is all better and is planning the next thing he’s going to do to “amuse” his parents. This alludes to the fact that perhaps he was acting the whole time, a fact which is sure to entertain any young reader. The first time we made love I realized why I never prayed. One human can only say ‘Oh God’ so many times.” — “ The Atheist” by Megan Falley You don’t have to be a recognized and revered poet to come up with dirty poems. Here are a few templates to follow to come up with your own creative verse. Dirty Roses Are Red Poems To speak of men’s room graffiti is to raise a nettlesome inquiry: where on earth did they go? These days, unlike the days of my youth, you very seldom find a men’s room stall darkly scribbled with lubricious verses. I suspect the cause is—somehow—the internet. But this does raise the distressing question of whether our computers have become our toilets.)

Dirty Poems for Him and Her – Romantic Poems

I was prepared for Wendy Cope when she arrived in my adulthood, because in my elementary school days some literary sophisticates among my chums introduced me to Miss Susie, whose adventures can be found in nineteen variant episodes in Wikipedia. A young woman of questionable character but undeniable verve, Miss Susie got around, clearly. Wikipedia’s Michigan version, dated 1950s, differs slightly from the account I learned in Detroit a few years later, perhaps now set into type for the first time:And yet one arrives somehow, finds himself loosening the hooks of her dress in a strange bedroom — feels the autumn dropping its silk and linen leaves about her ankles.” — “ Arrival” by William Carlos Williams This trailblazer of the Romantic Movement is also the national poet of Scotland, and is even known as “The Bard” in his native land (take that Shakespeare!). But Burns is probably best known by students as that poet who wrote in that weird Scots dialect you can’t really understand. You are the one I am lit for. Come with your rod that twists and is a serpent. I am the bush. I am burning I am not consumed.” — “ To A Dark Moses” by Lucille Clifton By the end, one should feel revulsion on a level equal to the speaker’s. This makes the twist at the end all the more satisfying and funny as the room is revealed to have been the speaker’s all along. Something that’s sure to make you laugh. Here are the first lines: On the Ning Nang Nong’is one of the best examples of a funny, surprising, and confusing poem. The famous lines use nonsense language consistently to mimic sounds and create an entire world.