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If you're a dude all you need is a healthy dose of testosterone and curiosity – and maybe some lube. It may seem like too much for some parents, but talks like these let me know that my sons can truly be open with me about any subject, no matter how uncomfortable. Even as my own sons grew, I didn’t understand just how resourceful boys could be, until I questioned my then-12-year-old about why he had a giant box of condoms in his bedroom. Why not T shirts, underwear, or the more traditional (if less environmentally-friendly) Andrex Man Size?

You can use any sock sleeve as a cum-receptacle, or when you're in the shower hang a hot wet towel around your wanker to cocoon it in moist warm weight.A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true. Honestly, I’ll probably never look at a cantaloupe the same way again, but I am grateful I had this awkward, yet illuminating, discussion with my kids. It is not for the use of bullying, harassment and other intimidation to intended victim(s) and any use of this will not be tolerated. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. The friend nextdoorneighbour who told me about sitting on your hand already had some nerve damage to said hand, maybe that made a difference?

You can place your finger over the small hole and remove it to adjust the draw to simulate the effect of getting a blowjob. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said. Pick your size (from snack to storage), fill it with Crisco, Vaseline, Jell-O or banana pulp, and then stuff it with your meat. So MissMedusa, you think it's less skanky to wipe spunk on a sock than on a tshirt dh and I have never done that, no even though both will be washed before next being worn?Depending on whether you like to “give” or “receive,” the list below is for the penetrators of the residence. I mean, gently caressing with clean silk, I can see a certain frisson there, but teenage boys don't often own silk socks. If you do it anyway, beware that peeing and ejaculating may be painful for several days, but the stinging will subside. By the end of our conversation, I had the idea that my sons, and probably all teenage boys, used anything and everything at their disposal to masturbate. When the trusty old wank sock is nowhere to be found, other items have been known to take its place.

I have heard of sitting on your hand so it feels like someone else though, had that convo with another friend (male) some years ago. Other popular alternatives that can found around the home are Vaseline, Vitamin E, Crisco, lard, butter, body lotion, vegetable/corn/olive/mineral/or baby oil. You can also turn your salami into a sandwich by slapping it between two pieces of bread, bologna, chicken breast, chicken skin, lamb kebob, spam, liver, lox, or steak. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA Enterprise and the Google Privacy Policy and Terms of Service apply. it will more than likely have a certain extra something in it that isn't stated on the ingredient table on the tin.I’d lost my deadpan expression the moment I picture my son losing his penis in a vacuuming accident. Wank socks are often to be found lurking near the foot of the soldier's Sleeping Bag, Or also in the built in wank sock pockets. Even though I had a big brother, I wasn’t privy to the vast array of strange self-satisfying tools and tricks teenage boys have up their sleeves. That is, until I met my husband and he told me a hilarious story about why he loved climbing the pole at school.

It had the distinct aroma of semen so after much running from me finally admitted that was what he had done. The men who saw the movie “American Pie” and later then went home to bang one for real are the types who are willing to experiment with pretty much anything into which their dicks can fit. And yes, I'm sticking to that story, any version which involves picking off the crumbly stuff and re-wearing will not be countenanced.

When you want to feel like someone else is giving you the greatest reach-around of your life, don a latex sheath on your own hand before whacking off. Standing in the living room, rest your wiener behind the couch cushion that leans against the backside of the sofa, or you can kneel and slip it under the seat pad.