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The Best Ever Book of Nottingham Forest Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Reds' promotion means they do not have a clear rival as their Wembley celebrations were preceded a few weeks earlier by Derby County suffering relegation into League One. Leicester City are the nearest club to Forest in the East Midlands, but Forest fan account @dalesilvermat3 jokingly tweeted that Southampton should be the Reds' new rivals while in the top-flight. The @dalesilvermat3 account jokingly said: "Now we’re in the Premier League and Derby are third tier, we need a rival. In the absence of any local derby type match, it would be a shame to not have a game with some extra spice. I'd like to apologize to all my fellow Californians for the recent forest fires. Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them. Wright then looked at Gonzalo Montiel's effort from the edge of the box which was deflected over the bar. "This is a beautiful hit," he said. HILARIOUS footage shows former Man United defender Rio Ferdinand being pinned down by a UFC star... just a month before his Las Vegas headliner

We can blame Nathan Tyson for this one – though there are people at Forest who still argue to this day there is a crucial difference between someone waving a corner flag as he runs past the away end and someone doing it directly at the away supporters. England crash out of Under-17 World Cup to Uzbekistan - ranked just 73rd in the world... and Young Lions lose their heads when minnows' boss boots ball away Harry Kane breaks MORE records as he scores again and nets his EIGHTEENTH goal of the season in Bayern Munich's 1-0 win against Cologne OfficialWOD1: The Nottingham Forest fan winding up our lot with his fake rivalry has been excellent. Especially because there are so many clowns in our fan base who take themselves far too seriously and can't take a joke The only thing we can blame ourselves for is the opportunity Graeme Shinnie had. Of course he wants to score it, but that's a key moment in the game. If he scores the second goal, I'm sure we're going to win it.When he won the Premiership play-off with Derby, he knew that the board would sell the club once in the top-flight and had been told that another manager had already been sounded out. In hindsight, Davies would have preferred to have been let go that summer, rather than work for a spell in the Premier League but without the resources he felt were required to stay up. Fantasy Football League invited Lee on to the show, via Forest’s captain Stuart Pearce, but he did not want to endorse the racism it was airing. Few spoke out against the content. Ben Stokes gives England a fresh injury scare as he leaves Headingley on CRUTCHES after twisting ankle in fitness training... putting doubts on his availability for January's tour of India READ MORE: Morgan Gibbs-White jokes about avoiding Nottingham Forest star after Crystal Palace draw

Hamilton is banned from heading to the casinos ahead of the Las Vegas Grand Prix... with Mercedes boss Wolff urging his team to stay focused How to anger lord of the rings fans? When you're watching The Two Towers and the ents are marching, shout "RUN, FOREST! RUN!" When I joined Nottingham Forest, Mr X advised me that he will be using certain individuals in the Midlands area to put out information, in the media. Billy Davies, while manager of Nottingham Forest, jokes with coach Julian Darby and Jonathan GreeningI'm not being biased but these jokes are quite poor, the derby jokes actually make sense. Thanx, Andy The first time that I spoke to Nigel Doughty [the previous Forest owner], it was clear that Mr X preferred another option [as manager]," Davies says. Klitschko demands Russia and Belarus athletes are BANNED from Paris 2024 as he condemns murders of 'over 250 Ukrainian athletes' during the war

Yet it has been two years. There was also a 13-month spell out of the game after leaving Derby, despite having led the club to promotion to the Premiership in the first year of a three-year plan. 'Whispering campaign' SIMON JORDAN: Take your 10-point penalty on the chin Everton, you'll stay up! The punishment is harsh and doesn't feel like it fits the crime... the club are a victim of their times REVEALED: Pep Guardiola crowned football's most influential manager above Jurgen Klopp ahead of Man City's match against Liverpool The timing of the penalty, coming just before half-time, gave Thomas Frank's side a much-needed boost and Brentford looked more energetic in the second half, but neither side dominated and the point was probably what each deserved. Last-minute Movember? Mason Mount sports a new-look moustache as he arrives at Man United's training ground ahead of Everton clashYou may have noticed the common theme so far: a fair bit of aggro and not a great deal about actual football. It's not deliberate. There have just been very few classics between these sides over the years. Derby thought they had retaken the lead through Kamil Jozwiak, but the winger's effort was ruled out as Waghorn was in an offside position and judged to be in goalkeeper Brice Samba's line of sight. They caused Forest early problems but Lawrence missed a great chance to put them ahead when he shot wide after exchanging passes with Colin Kazim-Richards. EXCLUSIVE: Sky Sports PULLED an interview with Mayor of Manchester Andy Burnham calling for the Premier...

Rio Ferdinand tells Gareth Southgate to 'FREE Raheem Sterling' after balking at the Chelsea star's omission from the latest England squad last week Ad Feature Alejandro Garnacho is NOW 6/4 to score or assist in must-win game for Man United against Galatasaray... The Caribbean connection: Cole Palmer's grandad reveals his family's journey from St Kitts to Manchester Arsenal legend Freddie Ljungberg reveals the ONE weakness he thinks Arsene Wenger's Invincibles had as he admits Champions League regret Forest-Derby can bring out the worst in him, too. The McMinn game (see above) ended with Derby's winger fighting with Clough in the tunnel. McMinn had heard Clough shouting: "Go on, piss off!" when he was substituted. He waited for him, the police got involved and when Clough senior heard what had happened he went to find the guy who had been grappling with his son.Man City should be TERRIFIED!': Fans call for Pep Guardiola's men to be punished after being hit with 115 charges following Everton's punishment

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