The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Shirts So like, you know how there's Extra Large and Extra Small sized clothing? Why can't I get something Extra Medium, like its the most generic sized shirt possible. Extra Sensory Groan of the Day: Two psychics met while walking down the street. One says to the other, "You're doing fine. How am I?" My grandfather could communicate with ghosts, who would often ask him about his clothes sizing. He was a medium. In addition to the endorphins it releases, laughter also promotes relaxation and helps relieve stress. Stress can have negative effects on your mind and body, so laughter can be a great way to counter those effects.

Short psychic puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The psychic humour may include short clairvoyant jokes also. Some of the accurate clues were, according to Ms Lee: he was dead, three men were involved in the murder (one of whom was smaller than the others - really!), the body was in a barn. And why do all "real" psychics (ie the person making the claim to be a psychic) so love exposing "fake" psychics (ie every other psychic pretender on the planet)? It's like a parody of Life of Brian, with every psychic chorusing in unison "I'm the only real psychic". There's that other old psychic joke, of course, "it takes one to know one".The Wheel of Fortune laughs and reminds everyone that the light will need changing again in the future.

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?… Euro pean.

Dad Jokes

Here is a list of funny medium rare steak jokes and even better medium rare steak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

You don’t need to be asked–tell me a joke. Many dad jokes may be considered intentionally unfunny. An example dad joke might go, “I’m thirsty,” to which the dad will reply, “Hi, Thirsty, I’m Dad.” Dad Jokes

Does your Dad have a sense of humor? Help him out with these silly Dad jokes. Most Dad jokes are corny and punny but they can still make you laugh and we think these are the best dad jokes ever!

Clearly, they both can't be completely right. Certainly, things like guessing the man was dead were hits for both psychics, though of no value whatsoever. This was when even the detective assumed at the outset that he'd been murdered due to the circumstances of his disappearance. The body was found by two quail hunters (not deer hunters). EoR suspects (non-psychically) that hunters are fairly common in the area. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.All of the fortune teller I've met are either really depressing or overly enhusiastic. Why can't I find a happy medium? Interviewer: What’s your biggest weakness? Me: I don’t know when to quit. Interviewer: You’re hired. Me: I quit.