Secret Flask - Smuggle Your Booze Into Any Event with Boozey Bladder - Never Pay for an Overpriced Drink Again Or Waste Half Your Night Queueing at The Bar

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So we know why your bladder fills to burst, but what about the horrendous discomfort that goes along with it? As the alcohol hits your liver, the organ responsible for clearing toxins out, the liver responds by producing the enzyme alcohol dehydrogenase. Here’s everything you need to know — from what counts as drunk, to how your body processes booze, to how long the alcohol effects hang around.

Richard Viney is a Consultant Urological Surgeon and a Senior Lecturer in Urology at University Hospitals Birmingham. Your smartphone may provide internet access wherever you go, supply you with millions of apps to waste your time, and—oh yeah—work as an actual phone, but none of those functions compare to a good drink.

We’ve decided to rectify the problem and help out the UK’s growing number of urine drinkers by creating a series of alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails that will help mask the taste of urine. Alcohol dehydrogenase breaks the booze down into ketones that exit your body via pee, sweat, or breath. Most umbrellas are designed to keep the moisture off, but this one proudly keeps it in, hiding 9 ounces of your favorite liquor, beer or wine. The ‘Dude’, the main character in the film The Big Lebowski is known for near-continual consumption of White Russian cocktails. We're told another good way to smuggle booze on a cruise is to veil it with something many people are too embarrassed to question -- like feminine hygiene products.

The bladder is a funny structure because it is part somatic and part autonomic, and it is a battle between the two: between your conscious control – not wanting you to wet yourself in an awkward point in time – but it is your bladder's desire to get rid of waste fluid. In fact, he believed that drinking urine could be helpful to the millions of Indians who didn’t have access to affordable medical care during his premiership. Interestingly, many people reported that they were even allowed to pick up their confiscated alcohol at the end of the cruise! We couldn't kick off our list of recommendations without mentioning an old standby, which (we're told) has proven to be one of the best: rum runners. When you’ve decided what type of container to hide your liquor in, your next decision will be where to stash it.If someone is showing any of these symptoms, don’t try to snap them out of it or assume that they’ll sleep it off. It was invented in 1828 by Udolpho Wolfe, a New York chemist concocting positions and elixirs like some sort of boozy Victor Frankenstein. Disclaimer: I have never smuggled drinks on a cruise myself and am in no way encouraging you to do it. All cruise lines will check luggage for alcohol as well as drugs, weapons, irons, drones and other prohibited items during the embarkation process. Bonus: This flask is also ideal for sporting events, concerts and music festivals, so you can use it even when you're not at sea.

If you’re caught bringing alcohol on a cruise, the worst-case scenario is that you could be denied boarding. While it comes in a number of styles, we favor the breton stripe for its nautical swagger, perfect for carrying eight ounces of Navy Grog.From buckets of beer and the "Drink of the Day" to cocktails in keepsake drinkware, boozing is a huge part of life onboard. Drink the wine, when finished the wine bottle can be filled with whisky or brandy and the cork replaced( soak the cork in hot water first as this will soften the cork and make it easier to get back in the bottle), then replace the foil. You’re not allowed to pack more, but some guests use disguised flasks or rum runners to sneak more through security. This pack of eight plastic Booze Cruiser brand rum runners includes four 32-ounce pouches, two 16-ounce pouches and two 8-ounce pouches, as well as a funnel for filling them. Once you’ve passed through the gates you can be safe in the knowledge that you are good for at least five drinks, while at the same time pulling the wool over the security’s eyes.