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Here are the ones I have actually sent this year, although funnily enough not to anyone I actually like! Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to show your partner or the special person in your life just how much you love them.

uk has compiled a list of the rudest, tongue-in-cheek-est, blush-inducing jokes for Valentine’s Day. A straight (in all senses of the word) poem which cuts to the quick of what underpins all romance, whether naturally occurring or engineered. Pained as I am to have to explain anything about my poems, those who have not recently appeared on sexual assault charges may need reminding that GHB, aka Gamma-hydroxybutyrate or Rohypnol, was the once notorious date rape drug. You could have short, naughty poems made into a piece of personalised artwork (though you might want to hide this one from the kids and any friends and visitors!

If declarations of undying love aren’t your style, these rude Valentine’s Day cards are the perfect way to spice things up. Please feel free to substitute herpes with syphilis, chlamydia or another type of STD, if it is more appropriate. Find Dirty Poems-inspired gifts and merchandise printed on quality products one at a time in socially responsible ways. Veronica Lopez is the sex and relationships editor at Cosmopolitan, where she covers and edits stories about single life, dating, relationships, sex, identity, and more.We're getting into our stride with a light, humorous poem about the delicate subject of interfamilial sexual relations and how they manifest themselves at Valentine's Day. With a distinct change in tone, we move onto one of Paul's poems for the girls on the delicate subject of choosing a lover. Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies.

Valentine’s Day is upon us, and with it comes the pressure to find a witty yet romantic way to let your other half know you’re thinking of them. Definitely rude and definitely loving, but if she doesn't appreciate your sense of humor, don't expect her to appreciate it too much. To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average.

I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day…but if you want something sweet, then I’m right here. We put together a list of 75 Valentine’s Day pickup lines—some sweet, some sexy—for whatever your goals look like this year, whether it’s a Nicholas Sparks–esque romance, a steamy sexting convo, or a hookup with a hottie. Sinister, vengeful, dirty and sex obsessed are just a few of the epithets that could be applied to the poems; romantic they are most certainly not. Plus, if you decide you want to balance out your rude Valentine's poem with a more romantic one too, we've got loads of more traditional Valentine's love poems to browse. Check out our round-up of the best rude, naughty, and downright dirty Valentine's Day poems to share with your partner!

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