Smuggle Your Booze - Tampon Tubes

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These realistic-looking sunscreen bottles have safety seals to ensure the alcohol is not leaked or spilled while in transit. Take a few calming breaths before you begin. As you inhale and exhale, allow your body to relax and your muscles to unclench. You’ve got this! Step 4: Get into a comfortable position Just be sure not to put the applicator, wrapper or used cotton tampons into the toilet, which can lead to serious plumbing issues. Step 10: Remove your tampon on time One of the highlighted features of beer belly is that it can hold up to 80 ounces or 2.4 L of alcohol easily. 9. Sneaky Booze Sports Bra Applicator: This tube-shaped barrel contains the absorbent core inside. The applicator is made of either plastic or cardboard, with an opening at the top for the fabric part to slide out.

Mouthwash bottles are pretty obvious on every luggage, and they won’t raise any signs of suspiciousness while scanning. To get ready to insert a tampon, use your non-writing hand to spread your labia, which will give you access to the opening of your vagina.

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Just ensure to put the lid on tightly and fill it to the brim, so the liquid inside won’t make a noise. It can also easily fit in small purses since it’s flat. It definitely holds up more than what’s expected because it’s super unnoticeable.” These are leakproof shampoo bottles that you can trust. Using a fake shampoo bottle is better than using an original one. I bought this flask for a bachelorette party, and the recipient loved it! It's on the big side, but we’re glad it didn't slide off her hand. It also held much more liquor than expected and was easy to fill with the included funnel. It’s cute, discreet, and a great conversation piece that’s perfect if you only need a few drinks.” If you’re new to the process and want a little more space, though, you can put one foot up on the toilet or the bathtub. This might help you to better insert the tampon at an angle (which we’ll talk about in step 6). Step 5: Ready your grip on the tampon Do note that I have never tried to smuggle alcohol on a cruise ship, nor will I ever promote the same. All the ideas below are gathered from the internet and forums. Whatever you do, do it at your risk.Despite being very obvious, men use children as drug mules. After all, they do nothing until they’re eight and are completely useless. Even if they are, you can still slip a pint of liquor into their diapers and avoid getting frisked. And as long as they’re not carrying anything else, they won’t even realize they’re not carrying alcohol! The only downside of using a tampon flask is its capacity. Each tampon wrapper can only hold a single shot or 1 oz of alcohol. So you will need many of them for cruise trips spanning multiple days or weeks. 6. Binocular Flask If you get caught sneaking alcohol on a cruise ship when you smuggle booze, it would be disposed of, and worst, you may be denied boarding. Tampons are a great option for most people because they’re discreet and easy to use,” Youngblood says. What are the parts of a tampon? As it doubles up as a hairbrush, you may use it to brush your hair. Can You Take Alcohol On A Cruise?

Boozy Bladder helps you avoid getting your alcohol confiscated or caught smuggling booze because it fits discreetly under clothing, which helps evade prying eyes. The problem with flasks, however, is that they are blatantly obvious and you aren’t actually allowed to take your own alcohol into bars at all! So… if you’re feeling a little mischievous, or simply just fancy a drink during the day (I won’t judge), why not consider a hidden flask? The hidden flasks I am going to review in this list all take the appearance of a normal item that you would most likely bring around with you during a normal working day. Yes, some of them you may not get into a bar, but if you need a drink during the day whilst you’re out and about, or on holiday, why not consider some of these concealable hidden flasks? Note: It is not recommended to sneak or smuggle alcohol onto a cruise ship. Always read the prohibited items list and terms and conditions of your cruise line before you embark. The below-listed methods to sneak alcohol on a cruise is for entertainment and educational purpose only. Do it at your own risk! How To Sneak Alcohol On A Cruise Ship? Sunscreen bottles are less likely to be found than other ideas because they are less noticeable and not that popular. 3. Rum Runner Also, see if it is possible to getaway with smoking on a cruise ship. FAQ Can You Sneak Alcohol On Carnival Cruise?Tampons are categorized by how absorbent they are, meaning how much blood they’re able to soak up. “They’re not gauged on the size of your vagina,” Youngblood explains. “The words used to describe them actually relate to how heavy your period is.” The hairbrush flask is another ingenious disguise. Looking exactly like a regular hairbrush, this flask has a hidden compartment within the handle. Note: Never use a shampoo bottle because there is still shampoo residue that may affect the taste and quality of your liquor. 6. Boozy Bladder Another thing to note is that there is no limit on the number of bags you can take on a cruise ship unless you have to fly to the port. Go through all the different ideas to smuggle alcohol on a cruise ship and find the one that works for you.

Before inserting a tampon, let’s go over all of its parts and define what they mean. The first thing to know is that the word “tampon” is actually used two ways: Not all tampons have applicators. But if this is your first time using a tampon, it’s best to use one that does, as they’re a little bit easier to insert. “And plastic applicators are more comfortable to insert than cardboard ones,” Youngblood advises. The right way to put in your tampon A rum runner is a unique product that lets you sneak alcohol without being caught. It is a flat-looking plastic bag that hold up to 8 to 12 oz of alcohol. Since these do not look like traditional liquor bottles, they are hard to spot in an X-ray scan. Do Cruise Ships Search Luggage?You can insert a tampon while sitting on the toilet. “Spread your legs wide and put your knees apart, just a little bit wider than your hips,” Youngblood instructs — sort of like you’re going to do squats. Compared to wine bottles, rum runners have a flexible and irregular material, and the liquid appears dark on cruise ships’ x-ray machines [ 1], unlike in a water bottle. FREEZER SAFE: Can be put inside the fridge or freezer to keep alcoholic drinks cool for a few hours. Certain cruise companies like the Carnival do not allow guests to onboard with alcohol over the limit. If the guests are found carrying more alcohol than the limit, the excessive item will be confiscated and discarded.