Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

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Unbeknowist to the Man with the Yellow Hat, George and Hundley had built a lair deep underneath his house. Using the Man with the Yellow Hat's credit card numbers and his identity to pay for the torture devices in the lair, Curious George began plotting against the Man with the Yellow Hat, and finally carried out his plans against him one night. Step right up and behold the one and only Miss Terri Boxx, the bearded drag queen that'll have you shivering with delight! With a style that blends spooky and sexy, Miss Terri Boxx is a one-of-a-kind performer that will most definitely leave you thrilled. Bi-curious George is a Drag King whose work centres around queer ecology; or in layman’s terms – queer animals. He spends an unusual amount of time doing research into animal mating so that you don’t have to. Next time someone brings out that age-old idea that homosexuality or gender-queerness is ‘unnatural’, you’ll have an entire arsenal of extraordinary facts at your disposal. The only recurring character in the original adventures, other than George himself, is The Man with the PVC Gimp Mask. It was he who brought George from Africa, and it is in his house that George lives. The Man often facilitates George's adventures by taking him somewhere (usually blindfolded and ballgagged, and even more often resolves the tension by appearing just in time to get George out of a tight spot. He is always seen wearing a leather harness, ballgag, and PVC gimp mask.

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Pilot episode of the tv series in which George gets abducted and fondled by the man in the yellow hat.

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In much the same way that Adam Mansbach's "Go The F*K To Sleep" isn't meant for children, neither is "Bi-Curious George." For a parody to work, I think, the language has to roughly approximate the comprehension level of the original, and this one strays a bit from that with some more elaborate words. I would have liked a little more of the stylish and genteel aspects of gay life parodied from George's perspective, rather than the seedier and edgier stuff, which made for more obvious, but cruder, humor. George does get carried around in a man purse at one point, which was fun. Send a few dozen copies of this to your local church library and watch the parishioners go apeshit... George is bored one day so he steals some money of the man in the yellow hat, he and Hundley hire a hooker and have a 3-way.

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Catch Beau Jangles (he/him) at Queer Nature After Hours singing songs of lament, love, capitalism and…. Little Shop of Horrors. Allow yourself to be seduced by this time travelling, suave and sultry king of the 1940s. But remember, Beau is no shrinking violet! Bi-Curious George There may be short queues to enter the building and the auditorium. If you are not able to queue or need further assistance, our Visitor Assistants are here to help you. Part 3 of Curious George's Revenge. Curious George cuts off The Man In The Yellow Hat's head with a chainsaw. Revenge has never been more sweet. Join Bi-curious George, London’s most loveable nature boy, on a raucous romp through the animal kingdom; the wildest, queerest kingdom of them all.