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These Gene Wilder quotes from 'Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory' (1971) have etched the character forever into our minds. Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory', 1971. 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory' Quotes By Roald Dahl

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Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Sponsorship & Advertising Policy Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who every day tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads? Willy Wonka: Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries. Willy Wonka: But Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.Here at Kidadl, we have carefully created lots of interesting family-friendly quotes for everyone to enjoy! If you liked our suggestions for Willy Wonka quotes then why not take a look at Anne Of Green Gables quotes, or 'Alice Through The Looking Glass' quotes. If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it; want to change the world... there's nothing to it." There's no earthly way of knowing which direction they are going! There's no knowing where they're rowing, or which way the river's flowing!" A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple." Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. Whipped cream isn't whipped cream at all unless it's been whipped with whips. Just as a poached egg isn't a poached egg unless it's been stolen from the woods in the dead of night!" A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish. The salesman asks him, "Do you want an aquarium?" The guy responds, "I don't care what star sign it is!" Life’s too short to not spend it laughing from the belly. Here at IWOOT UK, we encourage silliness, hilarity, and cheesiness, which is why we’re your go-to for funny gifts. If you’re looking for a present that’s guaranteed to make someone giggle, shop our offers and laugh-out-loud-worthy products now.Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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