Bottom - Series 1-3 [DVD]

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Now Tasha and Penny withdrew from the view, in fair old agitated state. Tasha needed to relieve herself in more than ways than one. Penny had an overwhelming desire to spank a bare. A naughty solution came to both: A window was open in that small space known as the vestry. As they passed by an unmistakable sound emanated out, rooting them to the spot. Penny sat on very cold stone, at first a yelp and then a wriggle, then settled her cheeks in for the duration. Tasha draped over the matronly knee, Penny, though bursting at the seams to begin, stroked the target of her frustration and admiration – the magnificent moon of her pal. So recalling some of the lesson learnt from this morning’s tutorial show, she raised her hand above those cheeks and whapped it down as first shot in an opening salvo. The barrage went on and Tasha did shout out, most satisfactorily “ow!, Oh!, Ah!, aaah” and of course then added “that hurts!”. It is an old line but time-served.

Craig is a native English speaker who speaks clearly so it is easy to understand him. He is also very precise and concise, not wasting time on huge chapters that spin out into tangents unrelated to the subject matter. Craig usually works at a high level, and most of his instructional tend to be better understood by more advanced grapplers. This DVD, despite showing some interesting new concepts that everyone can use even when starting from day one, also requires previous knowledge of most of the positions mentioned, as well as the idea of playing guard in BJJ. Tasha meanwhile was lost in an ecstatic bliss – her bottom stung like crazy. When at last the business finished she asked her mentor a special favour which touched Penny to the core: “Gosh, your spanking hand is tip top shape these days. Are my cheeks red, they feel that way, but are behind so cannot see” : The description also mistakes " Spongy Spongy" for " SpongeGar," even though he was in an earlier episode, which is also not on this DVD. In due time, this joyous fact would be shared with parish ladies as they discussed the merits and joys of bottoms bare and spanking matters, over each other’s knee as it turned out, on Wednesday nights at Ladies Group. But that was for the near future. There and then, in real time, there was some proper action due.The camera work is done very professionally, covering multiple angles on almost every chapter. The video quality is HD, as is the sound. Craig is talking very audibly and understandably. Penny got a little cross said “will you be quiet or we’ll be caught and then we’ll see who gets it. I’ve a good mind to wallop you now, am in the mood, Lord knows. If I know Mrs F, tables are about to be turned, which we should watch – so your bottom bare can wait for a spectacle that’s rare – our Vicar is clearly a spanking giver, not receiver and he’s about to get it from Mrs F good and proper, if my name’s not Penny!” This DVD release was rated PG in Canada for brief and mild violence. This marks the third seasonal DVD release in that country to have this rating. The first was The Complete 1st Season and the second was The Complete Tenth Season. Season 1 (old) • Season 1 (new) • Season 2 (old) • Season 2 (new) • Season 3 (old) • Season 3 (new) • Season 4 • Season 5 • Season 6 • Season 7 • Season 8 • Season 9 • Season 10 • Season 11 • Season 12 • Season 13

The special theme song used for "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom" is not present on this DVD. However, it is left intact on The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom DVD. That said, Craig really explores some unique ways of approaching the guard. there’s a lot of wrestling, as he uses takedowns as sweeps lots of the time. Moreover, he explores offensive ways to use “bad” positions like the turtle and all fours when you’re the bottom player. The Complete 1st Season • The Complete First Season • The Complete 2nd Season • The Complete Second Season • The Complete 3rd Season • The Complete Third Season • The Complete Fourth Season • The Complete Fifth Season • The Complete Sixth Season • Complete Seventh Season • The Complete Eighth Season • The Complete Ninth Season • The Complete Tenth Season • The Complete Eleventh Season • The Complete Twelfth Season • The Complete Thirteenth Season Well, that boyish bare which was ivory white soon started turning pink. As Mrs F spanked so she instructed, she just couldn’t help it: “now Vicar, its all about rhythm and flow, rhythm and flow, varying speed, altering pace, alternate cheeks. Raising the hand half-way – crash it down – the hand full way – wallop! – Now a flurry, now three, one on each cheek, one in the crease, a hammer hand, an open palm, now six hard to finish”.

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Well, another thing which Penny noticed, was not surprising in itself but she took with utmost discretion and tact, although she was feeling very like that herself – a wetness on the lap where Tasha’s weight was bearing. Her instinct was to ignore but note – Tasha would sort that on her own. Yet, she took it as a compliment that she and Tasha could share such things – a bottom bare, the natural juices, all so healthy – that a spanking sometimes produces when done as it should be – vigorously, as Mrs F would say. At first, Penny thought, it could be Laywoman Lawson, known as Michelle – a very similar size and shape, but no, the voice was not quite right to be her. Considering this Craig Jones instructional DVD’s technical aspects and quality of content, we come to an overall score for this instructional that I’ll deliberate in short below. Technical Quality: 10/10

Except in special cases. She’d even tried to have the class of spank re-formed. So girls could learn technique, if called. Video and audio quality are up to BJJ Fanatics standards (which happens to be the golden standard for BJJ DVDs nowadays). Detailed Analysis DVD #1 There is always a rather rowdy, ribald crowd, with plump bare bottomed lasses on their knees giggling. The majority are plump older women, with ‘their girl’. We go and sit, she is about to start a tale….not verse, not poetry, but something akin to Chaucer, and his Canterbury tales. She sits, legs open, her chin on her hand, elbow on knee. “Hello all, I think you’ll like this un!” Thanks to the church, the Lord above, Vicars and local matriarchs. And of course the mistress of Spank herself, Aphrodite of the Beautiful Bare Acre and Bottom Bare – who else?As Vicar spanked she advised in clear stentorian tones: “now Vicar, dear, technique to use is outside in/alternate cheeks then up and down and right to left, then left to right across”. The Vicar complied, fell into a rhythm and the music of hand on bare cheek filled the air. You all know the drill. Also, the description says that in " Chatterbox Gary," Gary speaks for the first time, but the first time he actually spoke was in " Sleepy Time." Craig Jones begins by presenting his “Mexican concepts and principles”. He has his own reasons for naming them “Mexican” but in essence, he talks about very logical things that most people in BJJ seem to ignore for some reason. Those include getting up whenever you can, shooting for takedowns whenever you can, and going to turtle whenever you can.