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My wife is not a drinker. Prior to this she had never been drunk. The farthest she'd go would be a 1-2 drinks once every couple years. In the last 10 years she has probably consumed alcohol 5 times. When my friends and I get together I've encouraged her to drink, but it wasn't her thing. She said it was stupid to drink, to each their own. My wife was raised in a home without any alcohol ever, due to alcoholic family members. Lastly she was diagnosed with MS about a year ago and started on meds. Her personality has not changed at all, so I don't that the meds are a factor. Shannon Storms Beador "is absolutely devastated" John is spending time with Jesus Jugs. Dave Portnoy Is Insulted Being Mentioned With "Trash Bag" Rachel Leviss

My wife said the two of them (the females) got out of there ASAP. As my wife sobered up she realized what she had done, was completely remorseful, sad, almost suicidal. She is devastated and claims she barely had any control. Call me a ****, that's ok, but my mind goes further. She avoids being around my male friends. She avoids drinking. Perhaps the actual reason is because she made a drinking mistake in the past and doesn't trust herself. She claims to have been raped 10 years ago by a group of men. She said they were arrested and charged, I've seen no physical proof of that. We never talk about it. We did in the beginning of our relationship, but it hasn't come up in years. At which point her female co worker, passed out on the couch woke up and started calling my wife's name. No, being called into work wasn't a possibility. It happened, but I never get called in on weekends. The only reason it happened was because two other employees decided to quit without any notice or warning - just no showed leaving my company up the creek without a paddle.

Dan has been a close friend of mine for 17 years. Most of our group had been close since high school. A normal, sane person doesn't just decide to sleep with his friends wife on a whim. There has to be more buildup. His long term girlfriend conveniently wasn't there with no reason why.

About 20 of [the lawsuits] are debt collection cases." Lenny Hochstein Responds To Lisa Hochstein Implying He Physically Abused Her My wife started going to the gym about a year ago. She's in great shape and is self confident, before she wasn't. She lost around 40 pounds, which has puts her at around 100 pounds. She use to go to a woman's only gym, because she felt more comfortable there. About 4 months ago she started going to a normal gym. He reason was its significantly closer (2 minutes compared to 35), cheaper, and better equipment. It just happened to be a transition that occurred when she had reached her body goal. Dan does not go to the gym, but she could be meeting someone else there. It's been two months since she told me and I'm still obviously struggling with it. We are going to start counseling this week. The problem is that this guy is very sweet and placid, like to a fault. It’s so nice in some aspects of our relationship, but when it comes to sex, I tend to like it raunchy—dirty talk, sweat, bodily fluids sprayed on me, and so forth. Most guys just do this. I feel like I give off the vibe, for better or worse. I have never really had to ask for it. And I find myself so embarrassed to actually ask now, because this guy is so squeaky clean and innocent. I’ve tried doing a little dirty talk myself, but he just smiles sweetly. He’ll eat me out for half an hour, but he’s so deliberate and controlled he will look like he just got out of the shower after. It’s bizarre. I know I should “just talk to him” directly, but when it comes time to do that, I absolutely cannot. I cannot! Is there some advanced strategy for communicating when you really feel unable to?About five years ago, I started counting sequential rejections. I stopped counting when I was rejected for the 1,000 th time in a row. I have been trying to eliminate/minimize everything in my life that stimulates my libido. When I can no longer tolerate abstinence, I make exceptions and masturbate. Occasionally, I watch porn, but that has become boring. I focus on my breath and constantly work to sublimate my sexuality. At this point, I have done every sane thing that I can think of to reduce my own sex drive to as close to nil as I can get it, but it still intrudes constantly. Ahh, the awkward wine toss of RHOBH. This moment is all the more entertaining because it is just so strange. During a dinner with co-star and soap star Eileen Davidson, Brandi Glanvilleshowered Eileen in praise before showering her in alcohol. Brandi wanted to see Eileen reenact a scene as the evil character she played on Days and joked that she’d throw wine at her to help her get into character. Then she actually threw wine on her… Let’s all take a moment of silence for the wine loss that was suffered in the name of entertainment. TAMRA’S MEXICO FIASCO

I love you," swooned the 18 year old DWTS pro. Sarah Paulson Channels Meredith Marks's "Intensity" For Broadway Role I am open to the idea that I can be a better lover. And I am not providing everything she needs. I just don’t enjoy the humiliation part of it at all. It isn’t fun. I’ve brought these things up directly when she is sober, but she doesn’t remember saying them and insists that she would never have said them. I love sober her. I love sex with sober her. How much trust is in her drunk rants? And how can I better deal with them? My wife and Dan woke up (assumingly after everyone else went to bed) and then she stops giving me as many details. She was still in her bra and jeans. He said she was sexy. They kissed. Had sex for what she claims was less than a minute. They didn't use protection (at first she said they did). He pulled out. They fell asleep together and woke up together, naked. When I asked multiple times if she enjoyed it, I got tears and no verbal answer or a snappy no. For her no answer is what you don't want to hear. She's a **** liar. The stop-and-go method that your guy is currently using and underwhelming you with is recommended by Spitz. Something that your partner maybe hasn’t tried is pelvic-floor exercises in the form of Kegels which are often mentioned anecdotally as a treatment option but also have shown promising results in at least one study. Keep in mind that your frequent-ejaculation strategy may not work for him given the way the refractory period tends to lengthen throughout life. As many men age, it becomes more difficult to reload with even more stamina. There’s Something About Mary isn’t everyone’s reality.Your kids do need to be considered, that you and your wife gave a healthy marriage and not a toxic one. What you can do is file for divorce, in a year of you don't like what you see you're done. If you do like what you see then s consequence to bad choices was delivered. Have her served at work also, your first objective needs to be a hard stance. Doing MC is not good now, individual therapy for you both is a great idea. Your wife needs to figure out why she is like this when drunk, even with you, because as you know you won't be there all of the time. I never worried about my wife cheating. Literally never. My wife is very quiet and reserved. She doesn't like being around other people. Even though we've been together for 7 years my friends feel like they barely know her. They have barely had conversations with her. She was allegedly raped about 10 years ago by a group of men and that makes her very reserved. She isnt even comfortable hugging my friends or having them touch her (hand on her arm, around her, etc.). She takes an anti-anxiety medication. She rarely goes out (just work, gym and shopping), doesn't talk to many people, doesn't hide her phone or computer, etc. There was not a single worry about her cheating. You’ve already accepted your asexuality, so I think you should go easy on yourself here. It’s not unheard of for aces to have high libidos, but plenty do not. You want to want more, but why? On principle? Are you afraid of alienating your partner? Are you an overachiever who’s short on self-acceptance? If it’s any of these reasons, you might want to rethink what you’re actually going for and why. You may be conjuring your own stress by pushing yourself too hard; embracing who you are might be the best medicine here.

Your friends are not your friends, they should have put a stop to that **** immediately and they did not. She is not a drinker, obviously was egged on to drink more and ****ed up big time. I dont know whether this can be resolved, I would suggest continued separation and maybe MC, but it depends on whether you can face her, him and all your friends (who are not friends of your marriage at all). My wife and Dan are a perfect compliment to each other. Their personalities are exactly what the other needs. The perfect levels of everything to compliment each other. ie) they are both reserved but he will take the first step and she goes along with it. He isn't out there and in your face, which she doesn't like. He's very clingy in relationships and she likes that because she is too. He's adventurous in activities and she likes to go along with that. He's into the same shows, movies and music as she is, her and I do not get along that way. Thinking about it, I can see them really getting along. She isn't calling it rape, and it wasn't. She chose to be there. She didn't stop it. She didn't tell me right away. They didn't use protection. Dan's in a serious relationship. She's married. She's attracted to him and flirted with him that night prior. And prior to this I'd say that he was a really good guy. He is aware of her past (rape), most of my friends are. It really effected her/me/us in the beginning of our relationship and my friends thought she was wierd as hell. First things first....this is my first post....I am not trolling for anything. This is an honest account. Like it or don't, it is okay with me.While she didn't go out seeking an affair, cheating is cheating and from what I read, drinking and not understanding your boundaries and situation are not an excuse. The saying goes “Behind every great man is a woman.” But for Kelly Stark, it’s more like “Behind every great woman’s X-rated snaps is a man.”