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Beyond putting a new dish on the masturbation menu, a Fleshlight can also potentially help with sexual problems you might be experiencing, like “ death grip syndrome” or premature ejaculation. “Certain patterns of masturbation, particularly manually or with rougher materials, can alter sensitivity over time,” Conger says. “A Fleshlight prevents this from happening, making sure there is no overstimulation or chafing to any part of the penis.” Of course, the best sex toys are no replacement for a doctor’s opinion, especially when it comes to a healthy orgasm. What are the different Fleshlight types? Pros: Stroke length and stroke speed are both adjustable; auto-stroking machine requires less effort and dexterity than using a stroker manually; can be synced up to porn videos via Bluetooth connectivity; velcro closure lets you adjust stroker tightness to fit your anatomy and preferences; stroker can be swapped out for other manual strokers if you prefer Pros: Stimulates penis, perineum and balls all at once; can also stimulate your partner during penetrative sex; increases erection strength and sensitivity; four motors for intense vibrations; 16 vibration intensities and eight patterns; can be controlled via the MysteryVibe app

Butt Plugs & Prostate Massagers: The prostate, gland located about two inches inside your butt, on the rectal wall closest to the front of your body, is also known as the P-spot. It’s thought to be the anatomical equivalent of the G-spot, because touching it is pleasurable for many people and can even induce orgasms all on its own. Pros: Pleasurably textured interior; translucent casing for a better view; open-ended design makes it easier to clean the toy between uses and to combine it with oral sex, handjobs, etc.; more compact and travel-friendly than regular-size Fleshlights; inexpensive A word of warning – don’t be tempted to try alien play just before leaving the house. You could have vaginal muscles like industrial clamps and this stuff would still ooze out. Alien sex eggs are freakish and weird, for sure – but sometimes freakish and weird can also be downright hot. Ease of Use: 3 / 5 | Durability: 4.5 / 5 | Fun Factor: 4.5 / 5 | Features: 3.5 / 5 | Value: 3.5 / 5 | Overall Rating: 3.8 / 5Sex toys allow you and your partner (or partners) to bring an exciting sensation that might not be possible with tongues, fingers, and genitals alone,” Finn says, adding that you can think of them as the sprinkles on top of an already delicious sundae.

The most surprising thing about alien masturbation is that you’re expected to make your own extraterrestrial eggs. Ease of Use: 3.5 / 5 | Durability: 4 / 5 | Fun Factor: 4 / 5 | Features: 4 / 5 | Value: 3 / 5 | Overall Rating: 3.7 / 5 Sex toys do things humans cannot,” agrees Epiphora, a blogger who has been reviewing sex toys professionally for over a decade. “Humans don’t vibrate; humans don’t have penises made of stainless steel.” But that also doesn’t mean that toys are a replacement for, or a threat to, human relationships. Even if you use a fancy stand mixer while baking a cake, you’re still the one who baked that cake—and by the same token, the pleasure and fun of using a sex toy with a partner is often more about the partner than the toy. How to Use: Apply water-based lube to your penis and to the inside of the toy before sliding inside.Pros: Allows you to penetrate your partner with your balls, potentially creating new and unique sensations for both of you; doesn’t require an erection My advice would be to lie around thinking romantic alien thoughts until most of it has dissolved – plain gelatine is completely harmless and won’t cause any damage to either your insides or your bed sheets. Ever wanted to penetrate someone with your balls? Frankly, probably not, but hey, guess what—you can! The Balldo basically turns your balls into a dildo, encasing them in a silicone sheath you can slide inside your partner's vagina or butt. There are openings on either side of the Balldo, so your balls will be stroked on every thrust. Some users—including my partner, when we tested this toy—have reported being able to have "ballgasms," i.e. climaxes from balls stimulation alone. Who knows whether "ballsex" will ever become a widespread practice, but if you're curious about it, this is the one and only toy I'm aware of that makes it possible! How to Use: Put your Fleshlight into the hole on the mount, lube up the inside of the Fleshlight sleeve with water-based lube, get on top of the mount, and thrust inside.

Pros: Great for hands-free Fleshlight use; allows for realistic “missionary-position” masturbation; non-skid microfiber base; easy to clean with soap and water Pros: Pleasurable texture meant to replicate oral sex; non-realistic appearance; translucent for a better view; hard plastic case for travel and storage; fits a wide range of penises If oral sex is one of your favorite ways to get off, you'll love this Fleshlight, which is designed to replicate the sensations of a great blowjob. Various parts of its internal texture are designed to feel like soft lips, a tongue, and the tightness of a throat. With a generous helping of lube, this toy almost feels like the real thing—though notably, it doesn't look like the real thing, "which for many users is a plus, offering more discreet storage," says Conger. "And some may find it to be visually more appealing than a flesh-toned toy." verifyErrors }}{{ message }}{{ /verifyErrors }}{{ Ease of Use: 3.5 / 5 | Durability: 4 / 5 | Fun Factor: 3.5 / 5 | Features: 4.5 / 5 | Value: 3 / 5 | Overall Rating: 3.7 / 5

The Best Vibrating Fleshlight: Vibro Pink Lady

Ease of Use: 3.5 / 5 | Durability: 3.5 / 5 | Fun Factor: 4 / 5 | Features: 4.5 / 5 | Value: 4 / 5 | Overall Rating: 3.9 / 5

Corrado recommends doing your research on toy materials (see our tips on buying your first vibrator) because some are better quality than others. Broadly speaking, you should avoid toys that are transparent or translucent as these tend to be made of materials you don’t want inside you, such as jelly or PVC. That type of toy “will be more affordable up front,” Corrado says, “but you’ll have to replace it in the long-term.” Generally, toys made of materials such as silicone, ABS plastic, glass, sealed ceramic, and stainless steel are going to be the easiest to clean, the longest lasting, and the most comfortable to use. The best sex toys for couples This stroker attached to a device that lets you set the speed and length of each stroke, so you have full control over your pleasure even while taking a more hands-off approach than usual. One of the most fascinating features of the Handy is that you can sync it up to a porn video using Bluetooth, which is about as close to partnered sex as you can get when you're all alone. Pro tip: If you finish first and your partner hasn’t, take the Tor and place it on your middle and ring fingers while you finger her. She’ll likely appreciate the vibrations.Now that you have a better idea of what to look for, here are some of the best toys in all of those major categories and more. How to Use: Apply water-based lube to the entrance of the toy, the inside of the toy, and your penis before sliding inside. After using, remove the sleeve from its case, rinse it out thoroughly with water, and allow it to dry completely before re-assembling. Reddit was, unsurprisingly, an absolute goldmine of alien fetishes, including clips of women expelling jelly eggs in a most unnerving fashion. Pros: Adjustable; hands-free (once it’s positioned and inserted); comes with a silicone dildo; strong, relatively quiet motor; long-distance controllable; twist-dial makes it easier to find your preferred speed at any given time; can be used with many different types of dildo Googling for inspiration brought up endless posts about ovipositors and tentacle sex, as well as some eye-boggling porn.