Dead Dad Jokes (Button Poetry)

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Turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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I asked my wife 'So, do you think the cup is half full or half empty?' And you know what she said? 'Please for the love of God, could you stop wearing my bras!'" Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. Hi, I’m Lisa and I want to welcome you to Funny Dead Dad Jokes: What to Expect. In this course, we’ll be taking a light-hearted look at what to expect when your dad starts telling jokes that are just a little too dead for comfort. From skeleton puns to zombie one-liners, we’ll cover it all. So whether you’re prepari ng for your dad’s inevitable mid-life crisis or you’re just looking for a way to bond with your old man, this course is for you. My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve." menders19 12. I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they were…

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If you’ve ever had a father (or currently are one), you don’t need me to explain a Dad Joke. To paraphrase US Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart when expounding on how to identify pornography in 1964, you’ll know it when you see it. Some might argue that laughing at death is in poor taste. But those people are probably no fun at parties. The rest of us know that humor is one of the best ways to deal with grief. It can help us cope with our loss, and even find a little bit of joy in the midst of our sadness. I got written up on Take Your Daughter To Work Day. Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.upvotes Follow Unfollow 1 year ago (edited) Dots Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 What’s the difference between a corpse and a shirt? One’s a casualty and the other is a casual tee.