Willie hot water bottle

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It’s much larger than expected and despite being purchased as a novelty, works very well as intended. Try as we might, it's almost impossible to block out the stresses and distractions of our hectic modern lives. Keep for yourself to snuggle up next to in bed, or give as a gorgeous, thoughtful gift to someone special. The house in the centre is hollow so you can fill it up with water and the plants in its "garden" will soak up the water as and when they need it!

This perky little ceramic planter comes with four separate growing areas, perfect for herbs and small plants.All you have do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube and pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. It’s like hiding your fingers in the crimped-looking fur of a real one, high up in the Andes with only a poncho to keep the rest of you warm. It doesn't get much more iconic than the legendary VW Camper Van; laid-back 60s vibes encapsulated in one timeless design. Egglings look suspiciously like extra large eggs, but crack 'em open and you'll find everything you need to grow your very own herbs and plants. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft.

From classic rubber styles to high-tech warmers, our range comes in a host of different designs, shapes and sizes. Cuddle up with a mini hot water bottle or opt for flexible heat wraps and pads to ease aches and pains.We've chosen a love heart motif – perfect for Valentine's day – but you can choose any pattern of your choice if you'd prefer. Available in a host of colours, it’s great for when you want to wet your whistle without the unwieldy wineglass, and drinking from the bottle isn’t appropriate. Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome.