The Book of Big Excuses

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I can’t get my car to start. Unfortunately I can’t make it to work until I figure out what’s wrong.” I accidentally intercepted a drug drop off deal and I'm dealing with gangsters/mobsters and the police. I can't I have to replace everything today, I'm sorry I can't come into work. (Call from a payphone, and keep your phone off Earlier today I lost my important briefcase with all my important files inside. It could be in be in the library, I was abducted and I'm chained up in a closed room. I don't know where I am but I will let you know when or if I get out.

I won't be able to come into work, I have an wedding a few hours away and it is very important to me to show up. My marriage is going sour, so I'm taking the day to spice it up. My marriage is worth more than work. I love him/her I had an intruder last night, so I wake up and I just found him past out drunk and stoned with all the things s foot. We took it out but it started bleeded non-stop. I'm driving him/her to the hospital. I can't come into workI'm not coming into work today, I was driving to work when I ran out of gas, so I pushed my car the rest of the way I was babysitting before work and the child cut himself bone deep playing with a sharp toy. I'm rushing him to the hospital My cards are not working and they won't let me leave the gas station until someone comes and pays for me. I'm I promised this couple I met on vacation that I would consult them as their therapist, I've been so busy with work that

I'll call you when police gets us out alive.(call them later on and say you got out okay but you can't make it,Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2020-07-23 10:01:54 Boxid IA1884211 Camera Sony Alpha-A6300 (Control) Collection_set printdisabled External-identifier I was called in to attend some court room action as a witness, as I witnessed an accident some months ago, I completely Someone I know was kidnapped and I'm going over to see the family and go help make and put up missing signs. It's a sad, I won't be coming into work today, I have serious burns from a coffee spill on my lap, I was rushed to the hospital. needle, so I'm taking care of him/her and taking him/her to the doctors before it gets worse. I can't come in.

Adorable pets will get you sympathy from your boss or manager. They’ll understand that taking care of your animal is a major responsibility. Show your boss some cute photos while you’re at work to soften them up—they’ll feel more invested in your pet’s health if they know more about them ahead of time. [12] X Research source playing/fooling around on the soccer field last night. I need to go find it, it has much meaning to me. I can't come in Finally, we all have a good excuse! This definitive guide covers the entire gambit of self-justifications, so everyone from the frustrated CEO to the mid-level executive, from the soccer mom to the lazy student can convincingly say: It’s not MY fault!

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The police shot me with a stun-gun, accused of being the wrong guy. I'm in custody now, that's why I'm calling from a payphone. A djinn, sealed in a jar for three thousand years, has been found by Horace Ventimore, a young and not very flourishing architect. Upon his release the djinn expresses his gratitude by seeking to grant his benefactor's every wish ...