The Best Ever Book of Turkish Jokes

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Did you hear about the guy who got addicted to eating thanksgiving leftovers out of the fridge? He had to quit cold turkey. After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.

iki sevgili bir ağacın gölgesinde otururlar. Delikanlının tatlı sözleri arasında bir ara kız sevgilisinin kulağına fısıldar My wife keeps getting mad at me for eating leftovers straight from the fridge. I told her that it's really hard to quit cold turkey. What do you do when you accidentally sit on the sweet potatoes you made for Thanksgiving dinner? Bring squash casserole instead. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! Elif Şafak (born 1971) is another a well-known Turkish writer. Many of her books are written in or translated into English.Ben gidiyorum, I am going: gid-i-yor is the present tense and -um is the first person singular personalisation suffix which determines who is doing the action. We hope these lighthearted jokes brought a smile to your face and offered a glimpse into the playful side of Turkish culture. Humor has a universal language, and laughter is a fantastic way to connect and appreciate different traditions. Yavşak — There are smarmy creeps, and then there are “newly born fleas.” When your brown-nosing gets to this parasitic level, you might rightfully earn this epithet.

Turkeys are family-oriented! They are very social animals and often stay close to their families, making them “feathered” team players!Who is the real stranger — the one who lives in a foreign land and knows he belongs elsewhere, or the one who lives the life of a foreigner in her native land and has no place else to belong? What did one turkey say to the other on Thanksgiving?“It’s time to fly the “coop” and escape the feast!” Have a turkish joke A prisoner goes to the jail's library to borrow a book. The librarian says: "We don't have this book, but we have its author" And while sitting down to dinner on that special day in late November is about sharing food together, we all know it's really just an excuse to prove you're still the funniest relative in the family.