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Megan Markle's dad won't be at her wedding, so she asked Harry's dad to walk her down the aisle. Unfortunately, James Hewitt isn't invited, so Prince Charles is doing it instead. Here is a list of funny stephen king jokes and even better stephen king puns that will make you laugh with friends. He then joined President Frank-Walter Steinmeier to watch a joint German-British engineer battalion - the first combined military unit in more than two centuries - lay a bridge over the Oder-Havel canal 30 miles north of Berlin. The reason you don’t see a pattern in these jokes is because there is none. These jokes might have worked for the people using them but they might not work for you. That is why it is completely random. If you wanted, you could decide to use these “winning” Grumpy Old King jokes instead of randomly inputting your own. We tried that strategy for a week and actually got one win. Winning The Court Jester Card

The parliamentarians roared with laughter when he added that millions of Britons were known “to admire Berlin’s vibrant culture and nightlife”. So this bloke says to me, ‘Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?’ I thought ‘That’s all I need, a Je-hoover’s witness.'”The biggest laugh, however, was reserved for a reference to a 1963 British comedy called Dinner for One, his second public mention of the film within 24 hours. Finally, he was invited to have a go at making traditional German cheese at the Brodowin Farm in Brandenburg. “I’ll do my best,” he laughed, as he gamely tried to spread curd mixture into moulds with his bare hands. At the Burger King drive through I said I'll have Bruce Lee's favorite burger please The cashier said what's that? Why did the king want to become an engineer? He had an “innovative” approach to “royal” structures.

He spoke of how his mother had served in uniform during the Second World War, noting that her first postwar visit in 1965, had proved a “pivotal moment in the reconciliation between our nations” and of huge personal significance to both of his parents. The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins? You might think it's Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.

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King Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. Like all old friends at moments, the warmth of our relationship allows a small smile at each other’s expense.”

Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day, they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. So I heard the new Iphone is gonna have that new Stephen King movie preloaded onto it. Yeah. X is gonna give IT to ya.

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Saw a man in a parking lot throwing Stephen King novels at people I couldn't figure out why. Then It hit me. What did the king say when he saw a rainbow after a storm?“My ‘royal’ promise to brighten your day!” Kings are figures of authority and majesty, but they also make for great sources of humor. In this article, we’re rolling out the red carpet for a parade of king-related jokes that will have you laughing royally. Short king puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The king humour may include short queen jokes also. Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements.