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A man walks into a library and asks for a pint of milk. The librarian says “this is a library”. The man whispers “sorry, a pint of milk please”. We promise these won’t leave a sour taste in your mouth. Feel free to pour yourself a glass of milk because we got milk jokes. Enjoy! Funny Milk Puns Why did the police arrest the milk after it was poured into a bowl of Fruit Loops? They witnessed him drown them. They knew he must be a cereal killer! Why did the dad start jogging every day? To build up his stamina for all the times he keeps leaving for milk! During this time, my mom was out of town for some psychiatric conference. She was always out of town, so I was used to this.

The following Friday, after enlisting another girlfriend to baby-sit, I dashed out the door to meet the lawyer at a bar. When I got inside, he waved. I didn't see the cuteness -- he had a receding hairline -- but maybe I was too nervous. Honestly, he’s almost as fascinated with the whole process as I am. I love growing a new life in my belly, feeling myself grow and change. I particularly appreciate what it’s done for my breasts. They’re so much bigger, now. I wonder how they’ll be after I pop out a few more kids for Daddy? I’ll be a big breeding cow, just for him. I hope it won’t get too difficult for us to have wild, babymaking sex once our kids get older. Advisory: This story contains adult themes 18+. It is intended for mature readers who love their erotica to be hot, steamy and rough! All characters are over eighteen, and no characters are related by blood.The world’s most explicit erotica writer Layla Marie proudly presents "Give Daddy Milk" – Incredibly hot erotica short stories! What do you get when two people boil tea leaves in milk together and put it into the freezer? Solid-dairy-tea.

Have you heard about the movie that involved haunted dairy items? I believe it is called Paranormal Activia. I couldn't remember if I'd slept with M.'s father in the weeks before he'd left for good. If I had, I didn't remember the details. He was shut down and hungover; I was absorbed with my baby. I lived in the world of womanhood for years, and now I was a mother. But who says that you can't live in both worlds? Some mothers I knew wore bras to bed because they didn't want to leak on the mattress -- or their husbands. That's how they divided their realms. But I wanted to be a woman who lived in both worlds; I wanted to be the kind of woman who didn't care if she spurted. But look at you!" my girlfriends (who were all married) said to me. "You’re attractive, and you're young." As he keeps thrusting… I tell him to pull out. I tell him to stop. I tell him that I can’t get pregnant again, and he needs to pull out! He merely ignores me and pushes me down harder, just like I wanted. I half-heartedly act like I don’t want it, sometimes, since I know Daddy likes that. If I actually want to stop, we’ve got a safe word/phrase. Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.

After all, laughter is a universal language, much like the universal love for a refreshing glass of milk. I brought some spoiled milk to my first economics class. I heard we’d be learning about gross domestic products, and I thought bringing an example would give me extra credit. Featuring erotic juicy scenes, this book is guaranteed to keep you glued to your device like nothing else!

At the time I wasn't interested in having him -- or anyone, for that matter -- as a companion. I was an unseasoned single mom who was trying to get over her ex. I was still trying to get a handle on raising my daughter solo. I wasn't ready for a relationship. But I did crave sex. And I was curious. I wanted to know what it felt like to have a man drink my milk. At nineteen I didn’t realize that life could be so demanding. I have so many men that are after me. There’s just one problem. They don’t know what I’m going through, they don’t know the pain that runs through my body. My stepfather Kyle looks at me strangely as I walk through the house as if I’m on pins and needles. I don’t care too much for him, but I guess going to someone I know is better than going to no one at all with my big problem. My problem is too much milk!" I let out a moan. This is the best feeling ever! I tell myself as daddy keeps rubbing. Daddy the slips one of his fingers inside my princess parts making me moan out loud. Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder. Horror Writing | Screenplay Writing | How To Write | Write Books | Read Write | Writing Tips | Writing Tools | Writing CommunityFiction Writing | Blog Writing | Creative Writing | Essay Writing | Letter Writing | Poetry Writing | Technical Writing | Story Writing A dad once told his family he was going out to get milk. He never returned. But his LOLs, ROFLs and OMGs live on.

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