Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)

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These cameos can be easy to miss. Many sources for this story weren’t even aware of them. Some thought Clippy’s reemergence was a simple case of capitalizing on ’90s nostalgia. It was Clippy the cultural icon, after all, that had survived, not Clippy the task wizard who constantly interrupted. MH: But this isn’t your intellectual property, right? Microsoft is bound to slap you with a cease and desist eventually. Are you going to fight them, or take your bags of money and disappear? A key reason why is because Christie and Clippy don't end up with one another at the end of the book. There's even an allusion to an orgy between Clippy and other digital assistants at the end of the book. Which breaks with a key expectation in Romance - a HEA or HFN between the main partners! I guess this is arguably a HFN since Christie and Clippy both seem happy at the end of the book, but they're not happy together.

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Today's short story is Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story by Leonard Delaney, featuring a human FMC and a giant living paperclip MMC that's definitely not inspired by the Microsoft Clippy. Mm hmm. Definitely not inspired by Microsoft, a giant corporation that can probably sue Delaney and his publisher into the ground. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-71-conquered-by-clippy/id653974464?i=1000337836370 External-identifier MD5 of a better version of this file (if applicable). Fill this in if there is another file that closely matches this file (same edition, same file extension if you can find one), which people should use instead of this file. If you know of a better version of this file outside of Anna’s Archive, then please upload it.LD: That’s ridiculous. As a straight male who enjoys thinking about female humans, I would never be turned on by a male paperclip. What does turn me on is a strong woman banging a paperclip. I like Clippy—maybe I even love him—as a complex character in a deep and satisfying story. But when I write the sex scenes, my mind’s eye does not focus on his glowing metal poker of a schlong. As a writer, I do have to picture it in great detail, but I take no erotic pleasure in it. Men's Health: This is a joke, right? This feels like a joke. This is not actual erotica. It’s satire, right? The book itself is published by a small press by Forest City Pulp that describes itself as publishing "provocative content by provocative writers, specializing in short fiction and serialized stories". So, it's not by a Romance publisher, or one that says it published works by Romance authors. Hobson, the program manager, traveled around the world to test different characters for the new Office release. After all those focus groups, a robot, cat, dog, globe, and several other assistants would emerge as the original roster of assistants in Office 97. But many users never knew they had options; Clippy was the default. Fully ignoring the lame advice to "write what you know," Leonard Delaney uses a vivid imagination to overcome limited life experience. His unique blend of erotica, fantasy, and science fiction explores the lighter side of massacring good taste. His debut novella, Sex Boat, is two parts parody, one part satire, with a sprinkle of sea monsters.

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Comedy Identifier podcast_fan-fiction-playhouse_episode-71-conquered-by-clip_1000337836370 Keywords episode MH: Explain your readers to us. How many people are buying your books because they’re funny and stupid, and how many are buying them as fodder for actual masturbation?Leonard Delaney’s Digital Desires Inbox contains three stories of close encounters with technology. Is Clippy, the actual office assistant, canonically male according to Microsoft? I tried looking this up and saw that it (he?) was often gendered as male, but as far as I can tell Clippy is genderless. Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It's for super mature audiences only.