The Spanking Machine: a collection of spanking stories

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Rubber Spatula- This was completely useless regardless of the setting! It would not stay in the coupling. Maybe if the handle were more flat it would work well. I gave up and put it away. Of course, I set it to “MAX” to see what’s up. 🤔 I mean, have you SEEN my wife spank me? So I wasn’t too afraid…but having said that, I did have both my pants and underwear on, AND the controller in my hand ready to turn it off in case it started to slice and dice me. 😅 It’s quite noisy, but with any sort of impact toy some level of noise is unavoidable so I suppose that’s not a big deal. On 5 it was a pretty good sting. On 10 I found out where someone else got the expression, “cutting down trees”! I don’t know that I could stand still for that and I’m pretty certain it left a mark! So if nothing else works as well, I know this certainly does! It seems like canes/rods and small paddles or hair/bath brushes are going to be the best implements to use with this, as there is a weight limit of 4.4 ozs.

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Electricity– As it comes from Spain, the electrical plug is natively the “Euro-plug”, but it comes with electrical adapters to plug into our US standard plug. Nothing difficult about putting the adapter onto the plug. Once you’ve clamped your machine to the table or other surface, adjusted the height and inserted your implement you’re ready to go. Set the intensity (goes up to 10) and turn on the timer. I found that I could easily reach the On/Off switch from bent over in front of the machine. Of all these different modes of punishment, whipping is the most frequently in use; but in whipping not even the qualities of the instrument are ascertained by written law: while the quantity of force to be employed in its application is altogether intrusted to the caprice of the executioner. He may make the punishment as trifling or as severe as he pleases. He may derive from this power a source of revenue, so that the offender will be punished, not in proportion to his offence, but to his poverty. If he has been unfortunate, and not able to secure his plunder, or honest, and has voluntarily given it up, and thus has nothing left to make a sop for Cerberus, he suffers the rigour -- perhaps more than the rigour -- of the law. Good fortune and perseverance, in dishonesty, would have enabled him to buy indulgence.Simplified the overall design and made a gif of it in action. Implement would be attached to the lever, this is just bare bones frame. Controller– We got one of the newer machines that comes with this cool little controller. I was also able to figure out how the controller works pretty easily. It has three different working modes. Another illustration from an English boys' school story. Not having the story itself to hand, I am not sure who the sinister hooded figures are supposed to be. Note the transition from birch in the previous example to cane here. The price is a bit iffy, I can understand why it is where it is (because tools for plastic injection molding are REALLY expensive), but for what you get it feels a bit high.

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I have been spanked to the point of impact abrasions from paddles/brushes so when I say this thing hits hard you can guarantee anyone they would not be disappointed. I have also been thinking about ways to make this thing sturdy without having a work desk like I do, maybe a 2 4x4 vertical secured to something you would stand on to provide the same sturdiness. This is in a picture agency's library but I have not been able to find out where it originally came from or what it is precisely. From the clothes of the boy being disciplined, it might be 1930s or 1940s but that is only a guess. The machine appears real, but it is hard to see from this picture quite how it works. One can make out what appears to be a small wooden paddle. Setting it up is easy. I am not at all mechanical and probably could have figured it out on my own, but they send you instructions and a video showing how to put it all together and use it. Holding Arm/Base– It comes with a clamp and an arm that you attached the spanking machine to. The clamp should be attached to something sturdy and tight enough so that won’t slip, and the spanking machine can be rotated in the arm, in almost any position. This can accommodate the bent over position, the butt over a pillow position, or a laying flat on the bed position. Very versatile and pretty easy to set up.I can guarantee this design would be more than satisfactory, and if you wanted to make it even stronger you could add more springs. I plan to write up a full guide within a week or two of building this thing from start to finish. Random Mode – This mode gives random swats, instead of just perfectly timed out swats. The thought being to simulate more of a real spanking, where swats can happen at various intervals. The following contrivance would, in a measure, obviate this inconvenience:-- A machine might be made, which should put in motion certain elastic rods of cane or whalebone, the number and size of which might be determined by the law: the body of the delinquent might be subjected to the strokes of these rods, and the force and rapidity with which they should be applied, might be prescribed by the Judge: thus everything which is arbitrary might be removed. A public officer, of more responsible character than the common executioner, might preside over the infliction of the punishment; and when there were many delinquents to be punished, his time might be saved, and the terror of the scene heightened, without increasing the actual suffering, by increasing the number of the machines, and subjecting all the offenders to punishment at the same time." I have bought the Spanker Machine from Spain. The first one lasted a year before the metal broke, but the new version was 20% stronger. But for the most part, most implements can't be used hard enough. The canes are the best ones to use, along with a thin bamboo paddle. Any heavier paddle drags down the machine, and straps and belts don't work properly with it. It's still better than nothing, but a stronger machine is needed to get to the severity desired. Implement Holder– The implement holder on the side, where you clamp your spanking implements into. The width available to put an implement in, was a little smaller than I would have wanted. When I tried to put a Lexan cane in there, it wouldn’t fit because of the foam/rubber handle on the cane was a little wider in girth, than the opening of the clamp area. But I was able to remove the handle on the cane, and then the cane fit in quite easily.

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The mounting is not as solid as I’d like, but given the objectives of the device manufacturer that’s not terribly surprising. This will also be something I will be looking at improving (and adding some features around) in the future (pile of parts en route from Banggood currently). The good Assembly– Most of the time, I am team “follow the assembly directions”, but after pulling all the parts out, and looking at them, it was extremely easy to put together. That said, I DO recommend reading the instructions before actually using the device, as there are some important operating instructions. I will post more info after I get an actual spanking, but here is my review after setting up and testing for the first time: Inventor Otto Tuchenhagen, with 80 patents already to his name, submitted this design to the German Patent Office, and it was written up at length in a perfectly serious magazine (title and date not yet to hand). He thought the reintroduction of judicial CP for young delinquents would save the taxpayer a lot of money on reformatories and prisons. His machine, of which he proposed installing 2,000 examples all over West Germany (as it then was), would deliver a judicial caning in a humane and consistent manner.Mounting hardware is not as claimed, and is a bit sloppy in general which will be causing some loss of energy from the “business end”. Size– I love how compact this spanking machine is. It is just over 8 and a half inches tall, and just over 3 inches wide (not including the holding arm/base). Timer Mode – You can set the timer from 1 to 5 minutes of spanking, and you can watch it count down to the end. Can you make it all the way through? So like I said, some very cool features with this little timer. Note: You can also use the spanking machine without the timer, but I’m not sure why someone would want to do that? The offender stands on the yellow platform with his front against the red pad, and bends over the pillar, grasping the red handles low down on the other side. In so doing, he presents the tautened seat of his pants to the cane, which is on a spring and which strikes when a catch is released, unfortunately not clearly shown in the pictures. The machine folds up when not in use, and has two wheels at the base enabling it to be pulled easily from one classroom to the next.