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Lennox Gilbey: You ever heard of the Scarlett Pimpernel? Rodney: That weren't you, was it? Lennox Gilbey: No, but I'm like him. They seek him here, they see him there. Those policemen seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven or is he in hell? That damn illusive Sha-a-dow. Rodney: One day, they might make a musical about the history of the Trotter family. Then as a sequel, they could do Schindler's List on Ice! Educational Special (1984) [ edit ] Licensed to Drill [ edit ] Del: Don't you get septic with me Rodney! You've always been the same, even at school. Nothing but books, learning, education - that's why you're no good at snooker."

Rodney, talking with Albert about the rumours that Freddie the Frog had an illegitimate child with a local woman, allegedly Rodney's mother] Rodney: Albert, did... Albert: They're rumours, Rodney. That's all, rumours.This is all told in the spirit of gentle, amiable conversation, but is often charming without being hilarious, without a strong sense of purpose. Rodney shows Cassandra the picture of the 1960 Jolly Boys Outing.] Cassandra: There's you. (realisation hits her) Rodney: Yeah there's me. July 1960. Before I was born. Cassandra: Who is it? Rodney: He's my father. Cassandra: But your father... Rodney: My real father, Cass. My biological old man.

Rodney has been asked to make a film, and Del is pitching a less-than-brilliant plot idea.] Del: Right, okay, now this is a Jaws-type story. Rodney: Jaws? Jaws has been done though. Del: I know it's been done! But this is different. It's called... " There's a Rhino Loose in the City"! Normally filled with wisdom and wit, who wants to think of our beloved Del Boy as upset? Certainly not us. Mike: Listen, I’ve er heard of the Driscoll brothers Del but I’ve never seen them. What do they look like? Boycie: Well one of them looks like he was evicted from The Planet of the Apes Del: Yeah, and the other one reminds me of Cliff Richards Mike: What, he looks er younger than his years? Del: No, he’s got one of those faces that you wanna slap Heather: (after listening to Old Shep) Did you have an old dog? Del: I've had many old dogs in my time!Del, Rodney, and Albert are sailing on a boat to Holland, and end up lost in the middle of the North Sea.] Rodney: He's something else ain't he? And what about all the currents they got round here? We could have drifted anywhere by now. Del: Yes, he's right and all ain't he? We're in the middle of the North Sea ain't we? It's got more currents than a hot-cross bun. A Losing Streak [2.3] [ edit ] Grandad: You play cards again last night? Del: Hmm... Yeah. You know me, eh: he who dares, wins. Grandad: How did you get on? Del: I lost. Rodney: I'd never wear a British uniform on principle. Del: What principle? Rodney: Well, on the principle that the Russians might shoot at it.