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Pimp Fancy Dress Costume (Black)

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The coat should be a long coat and it MUST be made of some sort of animal fur (in this case synthetic - a PIMP must be ecological). Also the fur coat should be cut so that the chest area is always showing... we will analyze this aspect later on in this Instructable. Solid gold BLING BLING chain. As the accessory so eloquently says it, this just provides the PIMP with more street credit. First we will proceed to put on the flannel shirt with the top three buttons open like in the illustration.

White gold chain with ACE OF SPADES garment. This will provide this playa with legitimacy on the streets by sending the message that "this PIMP does not play around!" Well what do you know???? Time flies and what was once a simple 9-5 employee has broken the cocoon and is now a true playa!!! Welcome to the world of being a PIMP! The bling encapsulates the heart and soul of what being a true PIMP playa is all about. No self-respecting PIMP hits the streets without proper bling, as it is probably THE most distinguishable trademark of a PIMP. It is important to clarify, that for practical purposes, the dress garments from the waist down for this character have already been selected and will not be covered in this Instructable, seeing as though this is PIMPOLOGY 101 - just the basics. As it is widely known, PIMPS dress in style. However, for the purpose of this exercise, we will focus on three vital aspects of the wardrobe; the shirt, the coat, and the hat.

ring. A pimp must always be ready to lay the pimp hand down when things go wrong, and what better way to do this than by leaving a mark on your opponents that next time they better have yo money.

First of all... the assembly of the costume has to take place with a tune that allows the PIMP to get into the mood of pimpin´. And what better way to do this than by listening to the powerful sounds and lyrics of 50 Cent & Snoop Dogg´s - P.I.M.P. tune. (Parental Advisory - explicit lyrics contained in this song.) Moving along, we go to the hand-wear. As you can see in the illustration, we will provide three sets of accessories:Gold bracelet, with religious figures. A PIMP will always be a PIMP, nonetheless, divine intervention is sometimes needed. The shirt should ideally be a flannel shirt, made out of either silk or swede, the point here being, it has to be a smooth material. Bearing in mind the fact that a PIMP is loved and touched by the ladies. Hence, a smooth material will encourage females to caress the PIMP in the chest and arms area.

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