Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

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I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now. They both hated vandals and goths.

I met a gothic storyteller recently, and she said her tales have a “ghost” of a chance to leave you sleeping with the lights on. Gothic Weddings: For those who dare to be different, gothic weddings are a fantastic way to celebrate love with a dark and romantic twist. The gothic gym instructor told me that I need more exercise, but I think my obsession with darkness is enough to keep me in shape. Goth culture has woven its way into various aspects of modern life, allowing its enthusiasts to express their unique style and taste in a multitude of settings. Here are some popular places where you can fully embrace the gothic aesthetic:Night-Rider’s Bookstore (Night-Rider’s is a play on “Night Rider,” a term often associated with gothic literature) Why did the gothic gardener only plant gloomy flowers? Because he wanted to create a space that was simultaneously hauntingly beautiful and colorfully morose.

Graveyard Shift Cafe (Graveyard Shift is a play on working late at night, fitting the gothic theme) Goth Memes is pretty much the largest Facebook group for piss-taking images of Goths and from Goths, and if you’ve found a hidden gem, you can submit your own too. I'm so goth that if I go out in the sunlight with bare skin showing, people have to put on shades because of the reflection off my pale skin. Why did the gothic comedian always wear dark sunglasses on stage? Because they added a touch of irony to his “dark” jokes. What’s a goth’s favorite type of poetry? The ones that don’t rhyme, just like their sense of fashion.

The gothic pharmacist created a potion that could both heal and haunt – a perfect mix of the medicinal and the macabre. The witch tried to have a garden, but she couldn’t make the mandrakes grow because they always had root canal issues. Grave and Barrel Pub (Grave and Barrel is a play on “Grave and Barrel,” referencing the macabre theme) But what better way to spend a rainy Fathers Day than reading 46 of the most hilarious your da jokes you sent in.

Why did the gothic poet refuse to go camping? Because he prefers to be in-tents, not in a-good-mood.

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Some 'your da' jokes have taken on an elevated status and are now the 'your da' jokes against which all other 'your da' jokes are judged. The gothic therapist told me to stop being so negative, but I assured him that bringing light into the darkness is my specialty. Short goth puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The goth humour may include short gangsta jokes also. Why did the gothic architect always design dark, eerie buildings? Because they wanted to create a “stately” haunted home. What is a goth’s favorite classical piece? Moonlight Sonata, its melancholy melody soothes their soul.Just a little Goth humor, some lines are excellent, some are lame, and I know very few members are going to understand them, but the hell, Im posting them :) :