Famous Anus: Stories From a Decade Under the Sinfluence

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Larry didn't pay money for chores. "Instead I'll be glad to take you hiking or even go on a fishing trip,” he had said.

Now his dreaming relived that awesome trip last weekend to Economy Lake, ten miles north of Bass River village. When we did the X-ray, we saw Barbie. Not only was she way up in there, but her arms were straight up and hair was everywhere, it really looked like she was having a grand time!” This all happened in Scotland – strange people, and I guess very open to sharing. That’s not the weirdest one though – she told me a story about some guy with a necrotic penis that had to be removed. More info on that if you fancy?Some people with hemorrhoids find anal too painful, but others find it can actually relieve pain (stimulating the butt draws blood to the area, which keeps circulation flowing). Again, it’s your choice whether or not to play with your butt, so if you have hemorrhoids, just do what feels right for your body. 4. Poop may show up from time to time, and it's NBD. To himself he said softly, "OK dad, I'm ready now. Let's go." And he felt good inside as his paddle dipped in the water... You need to get this Audiobook, it’s filled cover to cover with some of the steamiest, sexiest, erotic stories that have ever been published. No matter what you are into this audiobook has something for everyone. You'll be glued to every single word as the more you listen the hotter the stories get. As you listen, each story will take you on a wild, sexual adventure. He noticed Larry's peaked hat, with the perch fish on its front. Red vest, blue shirt, worn jeans and bare feet completed the picture. Larry's paddle was ready for action. And his eyes seemed at peace with himself. They were always full of laughter. When I was rotating in the ER during medical school, we had a guy come in with a hairspray bottle up there. He told us this story about how he met a girl in a bar and how she must have drugged him, because he woke up on his couch with the bottle up there.

When I was first interning at a trauma center, a dude said he went to his daughter’s bathroom since his wife was taking a while in the shower, says he slipped and up goes his daughter’s whole Barbie doll up his ass. Even if you’re already familiar with "G-Spot" stimulation, you might find this new method of indirect stimulation even more delicious than stimulation via the vaginal canal (and I know many folks who prefer it, in fact). And remember that just because you're focusing on the booty doesn't mean you should neglect other parts of the body: Stimulating the clit with a hand or toy during anal penetration can make for a delightful combo. 9. Remember to have fun. It was devastating. We had an intense summer romance over 4 months. One night at Crisis I got a text from him out of the blue saying ‘I don’t think this is going to work anymore’. I didn’t speak for 5 or 6 days afterwards. He told me I had to get over it and when I stalked him on Facebook, I discovered he had gotten a girlfriend. Since then, I’ve never actually fallen for someone else.’ The collection of old houses, trailers and newly aluminum-sided buildings straddled both sides of Highway 104. I did kiss someone when I was 3 but I don’t think that counts (it was magical). It happened again when I was 13 with a disgusting boy at a party, it was like a washing machine and then I was gone with the wind (again, magical).’When there’s a bunch of waste in your colon that needs to come out, your colon contracts and pushes the stool into the rectum, an eight-inch chamber that connects the colon to the anus. Your brain receives the signal that you need to head to the bathroom sometime soon, and your rectum stores the stool until you voluntarily contract it to push the poop out.

Am a doctor, but not that sort of doctor. Anyway, many years ago, during my high school graduation, the school got one of its former students to give speeches during our ceremony; that guy happened to be an ED doctor, and told us (and all our parents and teachers) two fantastic stories; He looked up at me sweetly and asked, ‘How w-w-was it for you?’ I replied, ‘What? You were between my thighs.’ He laughed it off, but was super embarrassed. When we finally did get around to actually [doing the deed], it was fantastic.” My friend is a trauma surgeon (ER surgery) and he had a patient who had a stemless wine glass in his rectum. The guy was pretty straight forward and admitted his wife out it there. The problem was getting it out without it shattering. Ideally you don’t want to open up someone’s abdomen for something in the rectum. But trying to get it out of the anus might shatter it. My friend was able to get it out non-invasively and was the most popular surgeon in the hospital for like two weeks.” Not a physician but I have been a medic for 8 years in a couple of large metropolitan cities. Worked in an ER for 5. Him: yeah but that’ll come out easy. It’s the cue ball in there that I need you to get out for me.”

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Uncle Jim is married to a woman named Rhonda, whose hobby is crochet. No, not “hobby,” exactly: her crocheting is a compulsion, perhaps some kind of illness. Rhonda crochets cozies not only for the extra toilet paper rolls, as I’ve seen in some of my friends’ bathrooms, but also for the phone and the phone book and the dog and my uncle’s guns and both of their toothbrushes. This cozying does not make the objects look cozier; it makes them look ashamed. Introduce anal play with a Novice Plug, the perfect anal vibrator for newbies with a slim design, smooth silicone, and a remote control from up to 30 feet away." — A.W. It was at a BBQ and I was still dealing with having been broken up with for the first time. We starting drinking at like 12 in the afternoon. Had a couple big bottles of cider, then a lot of tequila, wine, Cointreau and then 3 shots of absinthe. I then remember waking up to my mother shouting at me, showing me a picture of myself in a hospital bed. Apparently, I threw up so much, I didn’t even have to get my stomach pumped.’ Let’s start by clearing one thing up: Unless you urgently feel like you have to use the bathroom, or you have health issues that affect your gastrointestinal system, you’re probably not going to spontaneously poop during sex. A finger, penis, or sex toy would go in your rectum during anal sex, and that part of your body isn’t where your poop lives. (It’s stored further up and out of reach in the sigmoid colon until a muscle contraction called a “mass movement” empties it into your rectum.)

I was visiting my sister at uni when I was 16 and she threw a house party. I got smashed before the house party on Apple Sourz jelly shots. I passed out in her roommate’s bed and threw up in her shoe closet but it was alright because her shoes were ugly.’ He learned to play chess with Larry and had come over many times to help pile wood and mow the grass. It soon become his second home.

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Also to top it off like I said everyone was trying to be professional, but just before the ambulance doors closed to take him to the hospital one of the firefighters pokes his head in and said ‘next time don’t play with your food buddy.’ At this point no one can keep from laughing and everyone except the patient loses their composure. The patient tried to sue the ambulance company for not being professional but soon realized it would mean this entire incident would go public and changed his mind.”