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I Am A Hitman: The Real-Life Confessions of a Contract Killer

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Resources online are scant when it comes to becoming a hitman. Maybe not all that surprising – we’re pretty sure that those who have made it in that business are far too busy keeping their heads under the radar and their silhouette off of ridges to write articles online. That being said, we’ve written about it before – here, and there are a few other exaples out there. Although at many points I was rolling my eyes, I still didn’t want to abandon it and did see it through til the end, because parts were interesting and well written. i guess the chance of you making it out (alive, free and mentaly stable) is about 1 to 1’000’000 (wild guess). consider that. The writing style goes between overly formal and very casual, so that it's pretty clear it's not written in a genuine 'voice'. The writing is also clumsy, and riddled with cliche phrases and tropes that make you very aware you are reading amateur crime fanfiction. It's repetitive and contrived with sections with the author's wife, and the way they interact makes no sense and is completely unbelievable.

I did enjoy the book, despite it being very vague about the details of the actual contract assassinations (because of course that's what grabs the attention when you see it on the shelves in Tesco), because it was well written, fast paced, and has a feeling of honesty about it. So when you search ” How to be a hitman”” How much do hitmen get paid? ”” Will I get caught if I’m a hitman” or anything related to it, here’s the good part for you. Actually, there is no good part. You get flagged, get investigated, may be sent to Jail. KNIFE KILLING:We accept contract killings with knife to inflict pain to your enemies before sent above.,you probably wont be able to spend all that hard earned money anytime soon. no high life for you since you need to keep a low profile.

From the outset, its discouraging those wanting to follow in his footsteps or use this as a ‘manual’. There’s no gory, blow by blow retelling (if you’re expecting this, you’ve come to the wrong book), but instead, is a recounting and retelling of his life and those he’s killed (which is done with a surprising amount of sensitivity). The fact that the hitmen exist begets the fact that you can become one as well. There’s not much info on this, however, but a good place to start is actually with the FBI. They handle (2009 figures) 70 – 90 cases of attempted hirings for murder each year, and going through those should teach you a little about what not to doat least. Reliable statistics on murder-for-hire fees are hard to come by, since most successful contract killers presumably go unpunished and are careful not to leave a paper trail. But fees can depend on a number of factors: the difficulty of the hit, the prominence of the target, the financial standing of the employer, and the financial needs of the hit man, to name just a few.” Some parts really irked me - such as calling his accomplice H (gave me real James Bond vibes which isn’t great for something that is trying to convince me it’s a true story). Some of the lines were also super corny (a key example is when he mentioned how “the movies didn’t lie to you”. Please just stop.) The book reads like a 23-year-old Reddit user's fanfiction of the Hitman game franchise. The setup is just nonsensical, and even if you take it as fiction (which you have to), you just can't suspend your disbelief to go along with it. The geography of certain countries is not correct, the politics of regions is not correct, procedures involving police/agencies is not correct. The premise of how the author got into the 'killing game' is not believable in the slightest, and the way in which the author 'progresses' through the industry is just lazy and poorly imagined/fleshed out.On the look out for a second career I’m definitely a fan of ‘occupational’ books….prison nurse, war doctor, paramedic memoirs, the secret barrister ...... for an idea of what the job entails and whether I can be arsed re-training…so naturally this book caught my attention as a career option. However, if you read this like a fiction, it’s not too bad. It’s not grisly and graphic and recounts with an eerily detached nature about some of the hits carried out by the protagonist, his childhood, and his ongoing problems with his wife, who plays a key role in the story. Now my knowledge of Hitmen and what the job entails is abit patchy..( Bourne identity is my limit) but my review of this book is ...’it’s just ok’, not great ...it passes a few hours ...Truthfully I’m scared to be too harsh just in case there’s a hit placed on me…so I’ll sit on the fence for safety.

The title itself really intrigued me so I decided to give it a read for myself, and wasn't entirely disappointed. The premise of the book is essentially about the author and his past. Spoiler: He killed people for a living. I was expecting it to not be a particularly true account, but it was so poorly researched, so badly written, and so poorly edited that I honestly kept reading just to see how bad it could get. you need good intel..how do you get that …no clue to be honest. mb some fake phonecalls..mb darknet. gather information the old school way.HOW TO HIRE A CONTRACT KILLER:We specialize in providing criminal services worldwide, our specialization is contract killings and the arms TRADE. We leave beacons about ourselves on the Internet, so that any interested person can find us from anywhere and hire a killer deep web. We perform our work worldwide in any civilized country, we act on the Territory of the any country all over the world. This is a kind of criminal tourism for us. Killing a target is harder than it looks, you have to observe them everyday know their life inside and out. You get to know your mark their likes, dislikes, favorite song which way they drive home what they eat. Its intimate and dangerous. I like to think there are two types of mercs, the good and the great. So I just recently finished a book titled, I Am A Hitman: The Real-Life Confessions of a Contract Killer. The best resource, however, seems to be the 1983 book“Hit Man – A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors”. The book’s origin is somewhat disputed, and the prevailing opinion these days is that it was written by a bored housewife with a great imagination. The book is actually in the public domain, after the publisher was forced to give up the rights to it as a settlement in court. Apparently, someone had actually used the book as a manual for becoming a hitman. The person in question wasn’t smart enough to not get caught, however.

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