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Yeah, that game last weekend was crazy. Couldn’t believe how close it was. Oh hey, by the way, do you have any tips for dealing with this hot red rash that I’ve got between my buttcheeks and straight down my perineum?” Vanquish – A light, fresh, masculine scent that contains notes of citrus, amber, and wood. It leaves the skin smelling fresh and clean but is designed to not interfere with cologne or body spray.
Cornstarch powder – Derived from corn kernels, cornstarch powder is highly absorbent of sweat and moisture and helps keep the skin cool, fresh, and dry. As with the Gold Bond Powder Spray, you’ll want to be careful when applying Dry+Goods. The spray propellent comes out cold and strong. Make sure to hold the nozzle the recommend 6 to 9 inches away from your bird’s eggs when applying. So as a service to men everywhere, I decided I would scientifically testvariousswamp crotch prevention products and offer my unbiased findings. And by “scientifically” I mean I applied all of these products to my balls. It’s worked for babies’ tushies for years, and it can work for yours, too. A light dusting of baby powder between your cheeks can help to absorb extra moisture and reduce friction.
Chafing is a common skin condition that happens when two surfaces rub against each other and cause friction. This stuff lasts surprisingly long. It’s a little bit more expensive than basic body powders, so not having to reapply multiple times throughout the day is a cost effective win in my book.
Beast powder smells crisp, fresh, musky, and masculine. Its scent is derived from a combination of cucumber, green tea, rosehip, and hemp seed oil that Beast calls, “Beast Blue Scent.” If you’re tired of dealing with a funky crotch region, you should seriously consider dousing your nuts in this stuff. Understanding monkey butt is key to preventing and treating it. It’s important to understand what causes it and how to prevent it. There are a few ways to prevent monkey butt before it starts. People who are physically active, such as hikers and runners, are more likely to experience issues related to butt chafing, but it can affect day-to-day life as well. The good news is that your butt only contains eccrine glands. So, while butt sweat might be visible through your pants, at least it doesn’t have an odor.
One of the things that I like about Happy Nuts powder and the company as a whole is the fact that they offer multiple products that are geared towards ball hygiene. Aside from their Nut Powder, they also make a Comfort Cream, Nut & Body Wash, Bar soap, and even a groin trimmer. If you start to feel the dreaded dampness and don’t have a spare pair of underwear on hand, head to the bathroom as soon as possible. Grab some paper towels and lightly wet one of them before you head into the stall. If so, the struggle of “monkey butt” is probably all too familiar. As comforting as chafing may be (not), it can put a severe damper on any hike. How would you like to douse your balls in mystery chemicals and ingredients? Yeah, me neither. Thankfully Beast formulates their Balls and Body Powder using only safe, all-natural ingredients that are derived straight from the earth, including: Corn starch, menthol, chamomile, cucumber extract, green tea extract, rosehip, and hemp seed oil.
Before I discovered ball and body powder for men I used to use cornstarch on my balls. One of the reasons why I stopped using corn starch on my balls was because it simply didn’t work that well. Not only did it not do a very good job of stopping sweat, odor, and chafing, but it also needed to be reapplied often throughout the day. One of the things I look for in a good powder is how long it lasts once it is applied. Stanky Powder gets 2 thumbs up for longevity. I find that 1 application in the morning is typically enough to last a solid 8 hours. Pretty impressive. There are lots of companies taking regular old talcum powder, slapping a label on it with a silly name referring to a man’s genitals, and charging you an arm and a leg. Or an arm and a nut. Don’t be fooled. You can’t deny it. No matter how uncomfortable you might be or how tired you are of walking around with a nasty case of butt rash 24/7, the last thing you want to do is call someone up and ask them about it. The fact that you’ve got the worst monkey butt this side of the Mississippi is rarely enough motivation for someone to casually broach the topic for discussion with a coworker. Taking inspiration from US military history, Duke Cannon’s staple bar soap has similar dimensions and appearance as the soap issued to soldiers during the Korean War. As a thank you to the men and women who risk their lives for this country, a portion of all proceeds directly supports Veteran causes.
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Offered in a minty fresh scent that smells masculine, and clean. Perfect for maintaining a fresh smelling pair of balls and body, without being too strong or overbearing. It’s also available in an unscented version. What I don’t like:
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