The World’s Best Women Jokes

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Remember, jokes should always be shared with respect and consideration for others’ feelings. These jokes are meant to be lighthearted and not intended to offend. Enjoy the laughter and share the joy! Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods? I’m going to scream about the importance of feminism to the world until my voice becomes hoarse enough to be mistaken for a man’s and people actually start to listen to me.” — piantnoodle.tumblr.com What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If a woman likes you, you can tell her real hair colour from how it feels. Blondes touch you hard, brunettes touch you fast, redheads touch you... GingerlyThe train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. Father: “Hang on, what did you say you were there? A prostitute? Oh, Jesus darling, you scared me there! Come here and give yer auld da’ a hug! I must be going deaf in my old age, I thought you said you were a Protestant!!”

Little Johnny asks his dad: "How much does it cost to get married, dad?"; his dad replies: " Well, son, I'm not too sure, you see, I am still paying for it."'These jokes are meant to entertain and bring smiles to your face. So, get ready to embrace the humor and let the giggles roll! By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. Whether they’re punny or a play on words, the best corny jokes are the ones that you can reserve for your family dinner table after you’ve finished a weeknight meal — because who doesn’t need a big laugh after a long day? Hold a family “stand-up comedy night” and see who can deliver the corniest jokes, preferably with a spotlight and a microphone. Or share them with your kids so they can take them to school and make their friends giggle, too. Feminism? No thanks. I prefer gender equality. Water? No thanks. I prefer H20.” — kalifornias-fashion.tumblr.com Alright, I’m sure I’m going to regret this later, but how much to take it to the next step?” he asks.

While I was talking to Bert, the Mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' The bartender continues, “Yeah, and all of that doesn’t even hold a candle to the final part of the bet. You see Big Lenny’s 90-year-old mother lives upstairs. What you need to know about this woman is that no man has ever been able to give her an org@sm. And so the final part of the bet is you gotta go up there and fu*k her so good that she gets the first org@sm of her life.” Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pen so that I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen. Women are like blue jeans. They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.. Women say their number one fear of online dating is the guy will be a serial killer. Men say their number one fear is the woman will be fat.Why did the woman bring a ladder to the art gallery? She wanted to see the highest strokes of genius! Here is a list of funny man and woman jokes and even better man and woman puns that will make you laugh with friends. The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. What’s the difference between the United States and Canada? The United States have very friendly, courteous neighbors.

String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.Here is a list of funny pregnant woman jokes and even better pregnant woman puns that will make you laugh with friends. What are you doing out of the garage? Go fix my car.” “The grill isn’t going to light itself!” “Don’t you have something to fix somewhere?” I went to a job interview for a position as a hairdresser but got cut short. Apparently, I didn’t make the cut! He writes, “Head was found on the main avenew.” Then he crosses it out. “Head was found on the main avenoo.” He crosses that out too. “Head was found on the main avineu.” He shakes his head and crosses that out as well.