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Eddie: Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm the DIY expert. Right, let's have a look at the little fella. Hah.. Yeah, I think I see the problem.

The Ancient Egytian Hieroglyphic script was written in any direction the was convenient: horizontally from right to left or left to right or vertically from top to bottom. The arrangement of the glyphs was partly determined by aesthetic considerations. When written horizontally, you can tell the direction of a piece of writing by looking at the way the animals and people are facing: they look towards the beginning of the line. Thanks, mate! Happy birthday! # Happy birthday to me! # Dah-dah-dah! Happy birthday # Happy birthday to you # # Happy birthday to # Careful, Eddie! - Did we win? - No, we lost. Lady Lava, accompanied by her sabre-tooth tiger Tiddles, makes a grand entrance at the feast, announced by her grovelling servant, Gravel. However, when the feast is finally revealed we discover most of the food has been gobbled by Zig and Zag, and only the giant egg remains. Lady Lava erupts in rage and storms off as a volcanic rumble sends the Caveys running scared, leaving just the giant egg alone on the stage. BC arrives to hear a small, mysterious voice coming from the egg, and decides to whisk it to Wild Willie, the local naturist and wildlife egg-spurt. Right you are, old mate, safety or non-safety? Oh, hurrah! They're here at last! Playing the old "I'm late" gag to the hilt! What great mates I've got! Wait, I'm coming! Had an accident. Yeah, well, it worked for him! Stop trying to spoil my birthday! Look, "Best wishes from the lads on the Ark Royal.Japanese can be written from right to left in vertical columns or left to right in horizontal lines. Horizontal writing was first used during the Meiji Period (1868-1912) in Western language dictionaries of Japanese. Today both orientations are used. Yes, here we are underneath our umbrellas drinking ouzo and salt, each behind his line of frozen prawns. Richie: Blimey, when it said "female" I didn't expect the term to be so broad. Hah.. right.. here we are. Here we go - Death by Sex, Part One. Right, come on.

We live our lives on a higher plane than you do, buster! Where truth and purity and virginity are the only things we respect! Richie: Ungh, blast these underpants! Argh! I've been soaking them for hours and I still can't get them off. You know I've only got one pair of pants? Richie pulls the bathroom cabinet off the wall and smashes it over Eddie's head. Eddie punches Richie, sending him flying through the bathroom door. He follows him and starts lining up a huge punch.] The following writing systems are written from right to left in vertical lines running from top to bottom:Your devfs should be moved by one of the bottom scripts already) If something went wrong while mounting your rootfs, then a recovery action is tried out and if that fails too then a console is presented to the user for manual intervention.

Isn't it nice here in the cellar? Right, keep your eyes closed, run downstairs and count to ten before you start, OK? OW! Right! One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Well, that's us safe for a couple of hours. But it's in your handwriting! You've sent it to yourself for seven years! This one's from Rod Steiger.Richie: Wait a minute! You just sit down there young lady. I bought you a Coca-Cola in good faith. That's eighty pence you've hoodwinked out of me. Eighty pence. When I said "Hello my darling, would you like a Coca-Cola?" did you say "No thank you, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm a lesbian"? No, you didn't, not a bit of it. You said "Thank you very much, that'd be lovely". Ha ha ha ha ha-ha! Oh. So you've moved tables. Of course, how silly of me. It's much more romantic in a booth, isn't it birds?