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Two friends are visiting Wales when they come to the town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. They are arguing about how to pronounce it, so they decide to go to the fast food restaurant that they are near, and ask the cashier to pronounce the town name. The pub was kept under his watchful eye for 12 years and he has hundreds of tales to tell about the pub - he still lives a few hundred yards around the corner from it.

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Some weeks later, Dai is at the car boot sale when the same American walks past and notices a much smaller skull for sale. It's not unusual." 6.There's a sleepy little town in mid-Wales called Llandyfnod. 7. My husband asked me if I was having an affair with a man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. Either all in Welsh (I’m thinking Toni Tori Boteli) or ones that are English puns using Welsh words. The Scot says: “I am a sheep herder, like my dad before me. I want my country to be full of lovely sheep farms.” Whoosh, and so it was.I said: “How can you say such a thing?” 8. Dai is at the car boot sale when an American tourist comes by. Pointing to a skull on display in Dai's car, he says: “Whose skull is that?” I borrowed a funeral car and we drove the coffin from pub to pub, with the vicar in front and all of the boys in procession behind it.

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They looked at each other silently, then one of the sneered at him and said "It's Wales, you idiot." An Englishman walks into a bar... There's usually a Scotsman, Irishman and Welshman too, but they're still at the rugby World Cup. In Wales, if something is untidy, it’s not “a pig’s ear,” but “like pigs’ feet.” (fatha traed moch) There was one guy who died - I think it was up in Blaencwm and they burred him from the pub," he said.A Welshman, an Englishman, and a Scot come across a lantern. A genie pops out and offers to grant them each a wish. Warren Gatland and Stuart Lancaster are both killed when a lightning bolt hits the Millennium Stadium. welshman jokes and hilarious welshman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about welshman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends. Culture Trips are deeply immersive 5 to 16 days itineraries, that combine authentic local experiences, exciting activities and 4-5* accommodation to look forward to at the end of each day. Our Rail Trips are our most planet-friendly itineraries that invite you to take the scenic route, relax whilst getting under the skin of a destination. Our Private Trips are fully tailored itineraries, curated by our Travel Experts specifically for you, your friends or your family.

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The wife just told me"I think you've had an affair with that Welsh tart, from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"..... I said, "How can you say such a thing?" Short and to the point, no, I’m not talking about myself, I’m talking about this first section of jokes and one-liners about Wales.The cashier looks at the woman funny and says, "Sure, you are in Liiiiittttttllllleeeee Chhhhhheeeeefffff!" A man and his wife were driving through Wales on their holidays when they suddenly saw a sign that said "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch". In Wales, you don’t get stung by a jellyfish, but by the “c**t of the sea” ( cont y môr) or by the more PG-friendly “wibbly wobbly fish.” ( pysgodyn wibli wobli) An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... the Welshman's not there because he's still at the Euros.