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SO FRESH, SO DRY®: Fresh Balls ® applies as a smooth lotion and dries as a silky powder! Reduces chafing and helps absorb moisture all without clumping. Specially designed to deal with the uncomfortable and unhygienic problems that moisture and bacteria can cause in those “Man-Regions”. Add the sliced onion and the crushed garlic, toss until coated, cover, and sweat on a gentle heat until soft and pale golden. Dryness protection is great with Anti-Monkey Butt. Lasted me all day even though I was doing a lot of outdoor chores in the heat. I wish the calamine was a bit stronger, however. I like my swamp crotch powders to burn a bit so I know they’re working. Aqua, Helianthus Annus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerol Monostearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerine, Petrolatum, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Isopropyl Myristate, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Prunus Amygdalus Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Polysorbate 60, Sorbitan Monostearate, Glyceryl Stearate and Peg 100 Stearate, Tocopherol, Carbomer, Triethanolamine, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerine, Parfum, Linalool, Limonene, Coumarin.

The only downside I’ve found with Gold Bond Powder (and all body powders) is the mess. The stuff has a tendency to end up everywhere even though you were only aiming for your nether regions. My two-year-old, Gus, got his hands on the shaker one day, gave it a firm squeeze, and in two seconds it looked like Tony Montana sneezed all over my closet. Another mess factor that all body/ball powders have is a tendency to sift through cotton fabrics, causing the user to leave behind white butt imprints on whatever piece of furniture they happened to be sitting on. Cook the tomatoes uncovered for approximately 30 minutes or until the tomato softens (while this is cooking make the meatballs). Mozzarella balls: this recipe works best with fresh mozzarella in water, especially baby mozzarella balls (bocconcini, ciliegine or pearls) which make the perfect bite-sized appetizer.Although visually less appealing, cubed fresh mozzarella will do too!Fresh and Fly Ball Cream is infused with organic ingredients, including almond oil and cocoa butter, that soothe and protect your balls from chafing and odor. Vanquish – Featuring a unique blend of citrus, amber, and wood, Vanquish smells excellent and best of all it keeps sweat and odor at bay all day. I’ve had several readers over the years recommend Anti-Monkey Butt to me. “Monkey Butt” is a term used bymotorcycleriders to describe the soreness, itching, and redness that comes from sitting and sweating on amotorcyclefor hours. Anti-Monkey Butt is designed to cure and prevent such maladies. The calamine in Anti-Monkey Butt soothes irritation you may already have, while the talcum keeps you dry to prevent further irritation. The scent is light and fresh, but I wouldn’t describe it as manly. Unisex I guess. One of the great things about this lotion is that you really don’t need to use much to get the job done. It has a silky smooth texture and consistency, and a little bit of it covers a lot of ground. I suggest starting with a pea sized amount and use more if you need it. Chances are you won’t. I learned about the secret swamp crotch preventing capabilities of cornstarch when I lived in Tijuana over a decade ago. Because I spent most my days walking from sun up to sun down in the hot Baja California sun, swamp crotch was a big problem. On a particularly hot day, I ran out of Gold Bond Powder and wasn’t looking forward to the chafing I would be encountering. I mentioned it to my Mexican friend and he suggested I sprinkle on some cornstarch.

While it’s not the strongest fragrance in the world, Fresh Balls lotion has a pleasant subtle fragrance that that keeps balls smelling fresh and clean throughout the day.Another potential downside to cornstarch (depending on your viewpoint) is that there’s no scent. Personally, I like to have a bit of fragrance in my swamp crotch tamers. Coconut oil seems to be finding it’s way into every grooming product these days, and for good reason. Not only is it extremely moisturizing, it’s also a natural antibacterial that is capable of killing odor causing germs and bacteria. It’s inclusion in Batwings makes this a great option for guys looking to keep their balls moisturized, comfortable, and stink free. And which guy isn’t? Eliminating ball odor and funk starts with preventing sweat. Galaxy Dust Body Powder is formulated with highly effective moisture managing ingredients including: cornstarch, arrowroot powder, kaolin clay, French green clay, and dead sea clay. Not only does this unique blend of powders eliminate sweat, but they also keep odor and friction at bay. An anti-swamp crotch standby since 1908. This is how Gramps powdered the balls of steel that stormed their way up Normandy. I’ve used Gold Bond Medicated Powder since my high school football days to keep a cool crotch during hot and humid Oklahoma summers. Gold Bond is triple medicated to keep you cool, dry, and itch-free. It’s talcum-based so it has long-lasting dryness protection. What sets Gold Bond apart from the rest of the products on this list is its trademark cooling menthol. When you first apply Gold Bond, it sort of burns…in a good way. After the initial invigorating cooling sensation, for the next few hours, the menthol leaves your crotch feeling like it’s cocooned in a cooling, wintergreen wonderland even though the thermostat outside says it’s 100 degrees. AoM commenter Mark aptly described Gold Bond as “Altoids for your nuts.” Indeed, Mark. Indeed. You would expect a balls lotion to smell masculine, right? After all it’s designed specifically for men’s balls so that would only make sense. Thankfully Manscaped Crop Preserver doesn’t disappoint and features Manscaped “signature” masculine scent that smells bold, rugged, and 100% masculine.