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The Book of Big Excuses

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I had an intruder last night, so I wake up and I just found him past out drunk and stoned with all the things I have a serious inflict with the police that is confidential and won't allow me to come in today, I'm sorry. I was tranquilized and robbed, I'm trying to give a report but it all seems blurry. All my cards, valuables and I'm meeting last minute with my lawyer for a very important confedential meeting regarding one of my ex's. it could be is on the baseball feild. I have to go find it today, before my husband/wife realizes. I can't come in.

A family freind in a coma, past away today after a long stong stuggle, so I'm visitin his/her family. I won't be coming I can't come into work today a close friend was diagnosed with a disease and I'm staying with him/her I can't come into work today, I have been randomly selected to be part of a jury in this serious court case. My house was fired at by gangsters/mobsters looking for the wrong guy, because I have no affiliation with gangsters/mobsters.

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I was on the bus and a lady bursted water and I have a bit of training so I'm in the process of helping her give My glasses fell and when I was looking for them, I crushed them. I'm going to the optomotrist to replace the frame One of my old friends overdosed from hard drugs/alcohal so I'm going to visit the family and attend the funeral. My ______(relative/friend) was tranquilized and robbed when they were walking out of the bank. I was dropping him off I don't want this to be a big deal, and I don't want anyone to know because you are the only one who does. I feel

and the lens. I can't drive or see the buses so I'm walking there. I'm not coming in today. (or late) I'm not coming into work today, please don't ask it's personal. (They can't question you and if they I lost my purse/wallet at ______(location) and I have to cancel and redo all my cards today. I can't come in.

his wife is on her death bed. I'm going to see smiling Sally one last time before she passes. She was always smiling playing/fooling around on the soccer field last night. I need to go find it, it has much meaning to me. I can't come in

My marriage is going sour, so I'm taking the day to spice it up. My marriage is worth more than work. I love him/herThe police shut down my road for investigation, I don't know what happened I can't leave my street, so I'm not coming I witnessed a murder through a building window, so I'm with the police officer now, narrowing down and pin pointing which

This is usually down to neglecting the Six Pees. Proper Preparation Prevents Piss-Poor Performance. Actually none of the the excuses would be necessary if we paid closer attention to the Six Pees. I feel harrassed by a co-worker and he/she is on my shift today so I don't want to go in and file a complaint or a charge. I'm not coming into work today, my girlfriend/boyfriend broke up with me and I feel like commiting suicide so I'm

Memes

I'll call you when police gets us out alive.(call them later on and say you got out okay but you can't make it, I'm not coming into work today one of my close friends is having suicidle thoughts and I must stay with him/her. A family member/friend had a nervous breakdown before I dropped them off so I'm taking him/her to the hospital

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