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Heard about the man at the Halloween costume party who was dressed as a Harry Potter character and told that he was a zombie? This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Zombie Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If Batman was infected during a zombie apocalypse what would he say on seeing one of his arch-nemesis destroying Gotham? BANEEEEE!

What did the zombies say when asked why they haven't risen yet? The zombie say that someone has been dragging at that task for quite a long time. What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend? You're dead to me! Funny Zombie Puns Never do a stand up routine to a zombie audience. Told them all my best jokes and all they would do was groan.A zombie quote is much like zombie jokes, you never know when it might come in handy. Here's a list of some funny zombie joke-based quotes. So enough of making jokes about the undead. Time to let the zombies speak isn't it? Hear it from the funny zombies themselves:

What would happen if the apocalypse were to happen in Vegas? Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. The brain store owner says, “Do you know how many PHP programmers I kill to get one pound of the brain?” Cuter than the average zombie pun, these jokes feature our creaky undead mingling with vampires, werewolves and other Halloween spooks. Short zombie puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The zombie humour may include short vampire jokes also.

What did the zombie say when he was asked why he eats brains? "A mind is a terrible thing to go to waste."