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On the first day of our marriage retreat, the instructor talked about the importance of knowing what matters to each other. Introductory Play: These challenges involve your significant other so you can have better conversations about the lifestyle and visualize hotwifing events. It is your hotwife practice time. But you are not the only one. Other people have kinks, apparently. How else do you explain these chairs in hotel rooms? Dominant Kinky Memes Grooms, once you get married remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always remember to get the last two words in: “Yes dear”.

I was emotional when I caught my husband looking at our marriage certificate. Then I found out he was looking for an expiration date. A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: We scoured every corner of the interweb to find some of the best and funniest wife memes just for you! I hope you enjoy the following 65 funny memes and if they make you laugh, please share them with your wife! 1) Let the wife memes begin! To which the man replied, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”Whether it’s a clean joke, a dirty joke, or a short joke, the Lord understands that every excellent joke is worth every lost breath and stomach discomfort caused by laughter. So here are some husband wife jokes in English for you. You might find that you and your partner(s) fit into specific roles. You might be the more dominant one, or the one who tends to take control in kinky situations. Nevertheless, at the end of the day, a marriage is two individuals coming together and establishing a life who have had different childhoods, tastes, and experiences. It’s a reasonable compromise. It might also be the most amusing. It’s all about the ups and downs, the joyful and sad! For a marriage to last, there must be laughing. This is why these funny wife jokes are beneficial to you. ‎ If you’re seeking for wife jokes, you’ll find lots of them here. Relationships are difficult. Marriage? Even more difficult. Anyone who claims marriage is simple is delusory. Don’t get us wrong: matrimony has advantages. ‎

Impact play involves one partner (or multiple) hitting another partner (or multiple) with an object that could range anywhere from a belt, to a flogger, a whip, or even something more intense.

At every party, there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home, and those who don’t. The trouble is they’re usually married to each other. The wife is angry as her husband is standing too close to a beautiful girl on the bus. A few seconds later, the girl slaps him for pinching. It’s also a lot of fun to insert some comedy into your daily routine in the form of wife jokes. ‎These jokes are not intended to damage your wife’s emotions or sentiments, nor are they intended to humiliate her. Lastly, always remember: no means no, and consent must be verbal and unmistakable for anything else! Basic Kinky Memes

Don’t be unhappy if you are being used for sex. Sex is awesome. Be unhappy if you are being used for cooking and laundry.” 13)Wife: *Shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case…Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn’t listening.” 60) Have an Encounter: Post a photo/video of you having a digital play session on messaging or video apps with somebody you trust but is not Hubby. The session must include masturbation at a minimum. How come when your wife is pregnant people rub her tummy and say ‘congratulations’ but no one rubs yo balls and says ‘good job’?!” 21) Certain terms surrounding kink might seem foreign to those who haven’t experienced them but make perfect sense to those who have played around with non-vanilla activities or kink. I’m not a one-in-a-million kind of girl. I’m a once in a lifetime kind of woman.” 25) These are some of the best wife memes, I guarantee it.